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fuflans's avatar

can you IMAGINE if (in my fantasy world) she actually ran and won and they served in the KY delegation together?

delicious.

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bobbert's avatar

Golden Bozos.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Taylor is envious because his man boobs aren't as pretty or perky as Ashley's.

OT: Sheldon Adelstein, the supposed saviour of Newt Gingrich and Super PAC douchebag has violated the Foreign Corruption Practices Act. <a href="http://news.firedoglake.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.firedoglake.com/2013/03/04/sheldon-ad...">http://news.firedoglake.com...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Scott Brown doesn't have boobs. That makes it different. Also, IOKIYAAR.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Annnnd ... they're off and running in the Kentucky Derpy!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Try not to let it get you down.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Taboola Raises $15M" Who the fuck thinks that's of any interest? Oh, I see ... never mind.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Personally, if I were a turkey I'd run <i>away</i> from bread.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

To be fair, they objected to pix of Ted Kennedy's moobs. OK, everyone objected to those pix. OTOH they were strangely silent about Arnold's topless pix.

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PsycWench's avatar

When Mr. PsycWench and I moved to our current rural residence, the neighbor's turkeys would wander in our yard and we would throw bread scraps to them to watch them run around. Inevitably one would grab a big chunk of bread and run off into the distance, with the others in hot pursuit, even though we were still distributing bread. I haven't remember that in some time, but this story refreshed my memory.

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schmannity's avatar

I'd much rather see Ashley Judd's breasts than Chris Christie's.

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PubOption's avatar

Which could cause a mass debate among the audience.

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