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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

HELP, LIBERAL POLICE!! THERE'S A TIT OGLER LOOKING AT MY MONITOR, AND IT IS ME!!

bobbert's avatar

The Parable of the Golden Talents.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you misspelled ta ta's

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and he's a douche because he surely lacks any semblance of restraint and leers relentlessly until the women feel completely creeped out

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Who are these women that spend several hours each morning working on their appearance?

My taste runs to women who don't require hours of work, but I guess we're talking about the sort of women that Howley patronizes . . . in that other sense of the word.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

No staring at the members either. <i>[rimshot]</i>

Bezoar's avatar

You're referring to what comes up when you Google "great tits"?

Bezoar's avatar

"If it’s an activity and it’s kind of fun or pleasurable, the progressives are going to take it away."

Jeffrey Dahmer, right?

PubOption's avatar

Shouldn't Rebecca have written this article?

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Selling tainted meat is my favourite pastime... :(

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and interrupt her sammich making?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Never let Jaye P. Morgan gong you...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The women he saw in that magazine with the dog eared pages and the stuck together centerfold, of course