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HELP, LIBERAL POLICE!! THERE'S A TIT OGLER LOOKING AT MY MONITOR, AND IT IS ME!!

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The Parable of the Golden Talents.

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you misspelled ta ta's

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and he's a douche because he surely lacks any semblance of restraint and leers relentlessly until the women feel completely creeped out

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Who are these women that spend several hours each morning working on their appearance?

My taste runs to women who don't require hours of work, but I guess we're talking about the sort of women that Howley patronizes . . . in that other sense of the word.

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No staring at the members either. <i>[rimshot]</i>

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You're referring to what comes up when you Google "great tits"?

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"If it’s an activity and it’s kind of fun or pleasurable, the progressives are going to take it away."

Jeffrey Dahmer, right?

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Shouldn't Rebecca have written this article?

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Projection is a helluva drug.

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Selling tainted meat is my favourite pastime... :(

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and interrupt her sammich making?

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Never let Jaye P. Morgan gong you...

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Boing!

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The women he saw in that magazine with the dog eared pages and the stuck together centerfold, of course

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