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Clotghazi, pls.

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As always, the problem is finding the base case, which I suppose is when you reach Obama (who is not a Nobama sockpuppet).

So which of you fuckers is Nobama?

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Seriously, what are they hiding?

Every time the Daily Caller goes and smears shit on the internet, so people won't want to touch it, you have to ask yourself: WHY? WHAT IS ON THERE THAT THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE?

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If Hilz had been smart she'd have puked up on a Japanese prime minister's lap.

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Or Cassandra in <i>Doctor Who</i>

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I like how you didn't actually accuse him of being an fucking idiot. Bravo.

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Is that chain still in business? I remember seeing one branch in Buffalo, many years ago, but have not seen any recently.

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It would've been irresponsible not to speculate.

People behaving as you described used to be labeled as "conspiracy buffs" or "gossips"... and then ignored.

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I remember when this guy was Merv Griffin's announcer, and had a chain of fast-food fisherias. Same dude, right?

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Beat me by 10 minutes. Gotta get up early.

They love that justification, don't they? Bully - victim - bully - victim...

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See Wonkville for an alternative conspiracy theory.

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Because being "hateful" is the most likely, or even the most despicable, motive for asking the question. What a tool.

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<blockquote>I merely showed skepticism about the claims of a career politician who was missing her second opportunity in a row to testify about her department’s utter negligence and ineptitude in Benghazi.</blockquote>

If he's got such a firm understanding of the State Department's bad behavior, why does he need Mrs. Clinton to testify?

If Bush the Senior had to postpone a recent speaking date because of his illness, would anyone who didn't have an axe to grind describe it as "missing an opportunity to speak" ?

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The New Deal was passed only because FDR faked polio.

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Dear Jim Treacher, I need to see your IQ tests immediately. I have concerns that you are a fucking idiot. MG

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