The Daily Show sent new guy Michael Che to take on the border panic in this lovely segment that tries to understand why America is threatened to its very core by Central American 8-year-olds. As with a lot of the best Daily Show "reporting," a lot of the heavy comedic lifting ends up being done by the clueless rightwing asshole Che interviews, "Minutemen" leader Jim Gilchrist, who's more than happy to provide a pile of Know-Nothing nativist idiocy for Che to play off:
I had to replay part of that interview to check that Gilchrist said 'man the border' and not 'mine the border'.
Gilchrist's sentences are so stupid he can't even finish th
What, are we stupid? They could at least have tried a Trojan Rabbit, or even more dangerouser, a Trojan Eagle.
Fetchez la vache!
Wouldn't mining the US border with Legos be a disincentive for any Trojans that might want to invade?
Still trying to figure out how many people in China speak Spanish, but the googles are not helping.
Or, for some brand synergy, the Trojan Durex.
Hahahahahaha. No.