We are pretty much head over heels in love with this Dallas County Commissioner, John Wiley Price. Price is the sole black member of the Dallas County Commissioners Court (no, really?) and on Tuesday he decided to spice up his Juneteenth resolution by throwing in a call for reparations. Since the other commissioners basically couldn't be arsed to pay attention, they all upfisted it and it passed unanimously. You won't be surprised to learn that now they are SO MAD and are saying they were rooked, hoodwinked, bedazzled and UNFAIR.
I lived in Dallas about 12 years ago. JWP was active in local politics then, and tended to use stunts (blocking roads was a favorite) to make his points. Seems that not much has changed.
That&#039;s like the old professor who had been teaching the same lectures for so long that he could recite them backwards and forwards, and maybe even in his sleep. Well, once he was dreaming that he was lecturing his freshman comp class, and woke with a start to find that he <i>was</i>
&quot;African-Americans should be satisfied with monetary and substantial reparations&quot;, but of course they won&#039;t be.
&quot;No one told me there&#039;d be <i>listening</i>! I&#039;m just here for the graft.&quot;
I lived in Dallas about 12 years ago. JWP was active in local politics then, and tended to use stunts (blocking roads was a favorite) to make his points. Seems that not much has changed.
And it wasn&#039;t going to be on the final.
Being made to accidentally vote for reparations is worse than slavery!!
That&#039;s like the old professor who had been teaching the same lectures for so long that he could recite them backwards and forwards, and maybe even in his sleep. Well, once he was dreaming that he was lecturing his freshman comp class, and woke with a start to find that he <i>was</i>
BEENHOODWINKEDGHAZI!!
Who knew that those blind squirrels would find their nuts?
Everybody who just googled <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Juneteenth" target="_blank">Juneteenth</a>, kindly raise your hand.
&lt; raises hand &gt;
The grassy knoll resolution.
Friends, I believe we have found Joe Biden&#039;s running mate.
You know if this had happened when J.R. Ewing was alive, there&#039;d be hell to pay.
You left off &quot;Benghazi&quot; .
It&#039;s a literal Holocaust!