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PubOption's avatar

"African-Americans should be satisfied with monetary and substantial reparations", but of course they won't be.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

"No one told me there'd be <i>listening</i>! I'm just here for the graft."

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PubOption's avatar

I lived in Dallas about 12 years ago. JWP was active in local politics then, and tended to use stunts (blocking roads was a favorite) to make his points. Seems that not much has changed.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

And it wasn't going to be on the final.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Being made to accidentally vote for reparations is worse than slavery!!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That's like the old professor who had been teaching the same lectures for so long that he could recite them backwards and forwards, and maybe even in his sleep. Well, once he was dreaming that he was lecturing his freshman comp class, and woke with a start to find that he <i>was</i>

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

BEENHOODWINKEDGHAZI!!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Who knew that those blind squirrels would find their nuts?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Everybody who just googled <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Juneteenth" target="_blank">Juneteenth</a>, kindly raise your hand.

< raises hand >

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schmannity's avatar

The grassy knoll resolution.

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malsperanza's avatar

Friends, I believe we have found Joe Biden's running mate.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

You know if this had happened when J.R. Ewing was alive, there'd be hell to pay.

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PsycWench's avatar

You left off "Benghazi" .

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PsycWench's avatar

It's a literal Holocaust!

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