DAMN BOB CORKER DAMN! GIRL! SHIT!
Heather.
Someone had some rough and uncomfortable poops this morning:
For a backgrounder on how the retiring Tennessee senator has hurt Donald Trump's feelings so bad he's feeling the need to share his pain with all of America, click here. Also too, there is this .
Corker responded:
DAMN GIRL DAMN! Adult daycare jokes are MEAN! What is Bob Corker, some kinda Wonkette?
Since yr Wonkette is a lifelong Tennessee resident, we cannot emphasize enough that we are unfamiliar with the emotions we are having, which involve cheering for our senator.
Of course, words are cheap and we'd REALLY love it if Corker followed this shit up with some actions, but hey, you gotta start somewhere, and it's not like any other elected Republicans are slapping the dick out of Trump's mouth like this.
Is Corker setting himself up for a primary run in 2020? UNCLEAR MAYBE WHO KNOWS?
Regardless of his intentions, is Corker's impending retirement making him very "LONG HAIR DON'T CARE" about this whole "Donald Trump" situation? CLEARLY.
In conclusion, we just came in to work on a Sunday because DAMN BOB CORKER DAMN.
And now we are going to brunch.
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My hub's ex takes his child support but basically does not let him have any input into the raising of his kids or their lives. She hangs up on him a lot, rolls her eyes at him in person and basically blows him off. He has no idea how his child support is spent. She wanted the divorce but seemed shocked when he remarried (yes, we married for health insurance reasons ,also- not that uncommon) and I made a lot more money than him and had a lot more money saved when he met me. I am also on disability but my disability payment through my employers insurance company is more than he makes monthly, especially if you figure what he pays in child support. I am not on his insurance now,which is good because he has his kids on it. Do you may not know that much about their financial arrangement. My hubs barely had a pot to piss in when I met him.
Hahahahahahaha. Finally saw this. Genius