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Damn it Jim, the Enterprise is starship, not an economic system!

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ONE. HUNDRED. BILLION. DOLLARS.!!!

Please keep up.

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Wait, seriously, there was a character named Gaius Baltar?

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Bring a hand blender.

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FRIST AMENDMENT!!!!!

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A devotee?

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Oh, shut up. I don't give crap about "beloved", but find me another quote like "He's dead, Jim".

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Oh pleez oh pleez oh pleez.

Sorry.

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Jesus. All that, and then she dies of cervical cancer. At 48.

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Well, he could do some time in the Greybar Hotel. Also, the story didn't mention restitution, but it does get ordered sometimes.

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Insufficient levels of recursion.

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I think you meant "If you don't like Star Trek, you can't be a Murkin. It's kind of a fact. Everybody knows this."

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Oh, they know where to put them.

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I always thought Yeoman Rand was kinda hot (and yes, the fact that I actually remembered her name makes me both an oldz and kind of a geek)

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I don't think transporters can go that low

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much hotter than Nurse Chapel

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