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Who says he matters?

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get a room you tow two.

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oh THAT chick. yeah i liked that character too.

good guess.

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it's stories like these that keep me going back to the bottle.

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Kind of like the airspeed velocity of a coconut laden swallow?

(Booya - Monty Python reference!)

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Can you see if you get that McCain woman to go down on me? Mom or daughter is fine, I'm not picky.

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On an only slightly related note, I'd like to thank Rachel Maddow for saving us from Dan Abrams' string of terrible MSNBC shows when she took his time slot.

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Shouldn't the paragraph that starts "But she is also flat-out lying..." be part of the quote? I HOPE SO.

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ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

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