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I find asking outright tends to clarify things. I don't like to not get the joke. I find Wonkers are good about explaining things.

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I'm with you. I do my best but to little avail.

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It's the pop cultural references, I don't watch TV, or listen to the radio, so unless Wonkette covers or mentions it, I often miss the reference.

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it never occured to me that you might be. As for me, I'm doing my best to keep up.

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No, I'm a tad slow sometimes and don't always get the references so I have to ask. : )

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Given how the conversation has been going, I'm hardly surprised, are you?

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Oh good we are on the same page, then.

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Oh, sorry I did too.

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Oh, I meant they are the sexually needy, kind of high maintenance.

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Just as long as they don't drown everything in Ranch dressing.

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I have a couple of girlfriends who are 'high-maintenance", in that department.

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Trading sex for dinner would indicate a fairly advanced state of neediness, I'd think, or at least a tony Upper East Side zip code.

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As one should, unless one is very needy. Make them work for it, I say!

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I've set my hopes as high as dinner in the past.

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Don't worry. History always repeats itself.

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And it was zero! I was hoping for at least one. But nope.

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