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Sandy. She bribed herself with her desire to retire.

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Got routed to PA early this morning.

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All those Internets typewriter experts didn't do anything for years and years but they were standing by all ready and shit and they went to TOWN on Obama's birth certificate...

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Dubya Bush. Cheney too. George Romney.

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Vietnam vets are probably glad he stayed away given how his military skills turned out to be so, um, "special".

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From the Texas Monthly report, that is pretty close to the truth.

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Reminds me of the old joke "Here is the news, with Dan Rather than Connie".

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For me, it's because he's a loathsome, dishonorable piece of shit who did a great injury to my country and its place in the world purely out of egregious narcissism. But that's just me. Others probably have their own reasons.

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funny how that works. not one of them will admit to voting for him yet somehow Bush managed to get elected twice (hanging chads not withstanding). No wonder they alway go on and on about election fraud

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Hah, the Libs did a much better job covering up Obama's Kenyan birth than the GOP-ers did Dubya's embarrassing stint in the "military".

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All of them, Katie.

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Bible ghost writers?

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Dudley Do-Right?

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Don't fear the Freeper.

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