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bobbert's avatar

Sandy. She bribed herself with her desire to retire.

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The Quirk's avatar

Got routed to PA early this morning.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

All those Internets typewriter experts didn't do anything for years and years but they were standing by all ready and shit and they went to TOWN on Obama's birth certificate...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Dubya Bush. Cheney too. George Romney.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Vietnam vets are probably glad he stayed away given how his military skills turned out to be so, um, "special".

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PubOption's avatar

From the Texas Monthly report, that is pretty close to the truth.

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PubOption's avatar

Reminds me of the old joke "Here is the news, with Dan Rather than Connie".

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Bezoar's avatar

For me, it's because he's a loathsome, dishonorable piece of shit who did a great injury to my country and its place in the world purely out of egregious narcissism. But that's just me. Others probably have their own reasons.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

funny how that works. not one of them will admit to voting for him yet somehow Bush managed to get elected twice (hanging chads not withstanding). No wonder they alway go on and on about election fraud

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Hah, the Libs did a much better job covering up Obama's Kenyan birth than the GOP-ers did Dubya's embarrassing stint in the "military".

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Comic sans <a href="http://achewood.com/index.p..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007">http://achewood.com/index.p...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

All of them, Katie.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Bible ghost writers?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Dudley Do-Right?

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PubOption's avatar

Don't fear the Freeper.

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