Dan Who?
Some old man is going to stop doing this thing on the TV -- that show that airs between fiber supplement ads. Are we the only ones who hope he gets a gig as a Levitra spokesman? What an excellent opportunity for folksy homilies! "Harder than a whore's headboard"! "Longer lasting than August in Austin"! And he said something on election night about a "frog having sidepockets" which we swear is another term for tea-bagging but whatever.
We'll mithyou!
Breaking: Dan Rather To Step Down [Gawker]
Dan Rather Resigning [E! Online]
"If a frog had side pockets..." [Salon]