Set your DVRs, people! Squealing rage nymph Dana Loesch will be a guest co-host on ABC’s daytime television drama for ladiesThe Viewon February 3, which is…(checks calendar) Monday! Holy shit! We have to buy a DVR! And a TV! Yuck. Maybe we’re old-fashioned but we still like to imagine daytime TV through a soft and fuzzy filter, a place where Ellen DeGeneres can thrive or those nice ladies Hoda and Kathie Lee can do some day-drinking on camera and giggle and fall all over themselves like a couple of excitable puppies.
The View producers are collecting the dumbest women they can find to be on the show. If they get Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Gretchen Carlson and Megan Kelley, they will have the whole vile set.
They can call it "The Warped View".
Somebody upstairs decided they need a right-wing loon for "balance", i.e., somebody to attract the mouth-breather demographic. You can be sure they tried for that hideous professional harpie Coulter, before settling for the nation's second-most-insane female wingnut.
Trouble was, you never got to see those beautiful people take off their beautiful clothes and have sex. But, man, you sure got to hear them talk about it.
The Living Printer of the Dead?
You're being a little hard on the Beaver.
Oh, I would love to have the chance to personally apologize in person to Rinsed.
You have a higher point of view.
Damn, I left off the Very Special Musical Guest: Victoria Jackson.
The View is dead to me.
Michael Savage has a time conflict.
The View producers are collecting the dumbest women they can find to be on the show. If they get Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Gretchen Carlson and Megan Kelley, they will have the whole vile set.
They can call it "The Warped View".
The technical crew better be getting hazard pay for this show.
Somebody upstairs decided they need a right-wing loon for "balance", i.e., somebody to attract the mouth-breather demographic. You can be sure they tried for that hideous professional harpie Coulter, before settling for the nation's second-most-insane female wingnut.
Oh great now I have a reason to buy gun so I can shoot my TeeVee. Thanks Wonkette.
You guys shouldn't talk this way about rightwingers.
Now, go personally apologize to Reince Priebus.
Trouble was, you never got to see those beautiful people take off their beautiful clothes and have sex. But, man, you sure got to hear them talk about it.
Or so one hears.
Collect the whole set and get K-Lo as a free gift!
But wait-- on Feb 7th, ROSIE O'DONNEL is back!! As guest-host only, but still, can you pass up the chance of an over-the-hill catfight?