Unless you are a cave-dweller or some sort of luddite (in which case it is weird that you broke your anti-technology stance for Wonkette, but bqhatevwr) you were unable to avoid the Mr. Z goes to Cuba movie this week, complete with Jay-Z diss track. If you are a normal person, you listened to the new track and thought one of three possible thoughts: (1) Hova is BACK; (2) Hova is awesome but this track is meh; (3) Hova is just not my cup of tea thank you. If you are not a normal person and you work at Fox News, you decided to record your own
If only our misery had lasted just eight years. We're already well into the second of Dumbya's Decades of Derp.
Because they're not visitng a Friend of American and Pillar of Democracy. Like, say, China.
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=BbR68B0extA" target="_blank">Even better</a>
colbert, stewart, you&#039;re up.
She is probably a better forensic paleontologist than she was a press secretary.
Where <i>is</i> BSFD?
Twat, exactly.
Well, it&#039;s a little saccharine, but there&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/qEHTTFOwsDs" target="_blank"> this</a>.
Edit: or, to be a little more obvious, <a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/8PaoLy7PHwk" target="_blank"> this.</a>
Ha.
Well, to be fair, <i>anybody</i> singing that song would be pretty fucking embarrassing.
Isn&#039;t that the official salutation?
With a much better bitch face.
Come on, you think we&#039;re doubly ignorant?
That may be the most wonderful thing I&#039;ve seen this week. Your skillz go beyond tentacles (except the really long ones, I suppose).
Nevertheless, we never forgetting &quot;MC DP&quot;.
Just a reminder. They&#039;re still brain dead. You&#039;re welcome.