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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

If only our misery had lasted just eight years. We're already well into the second of Dumbya's Decades of Derp.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Because they're not visitng a Friend of American and Pillar of Democracy. Like, say, China.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=BbR68B0extA" target="_blank">Even better</a>

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fuflans's avatar

colbert, stewart, you're up.

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bobbert's avatar

She is probably a better forensic paleontologist than she was a press secretary.

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bobbert's avatar

Where <i>is</i> BSFD?

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bobbert's avatar

Twat, exactly.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, it's a little saccharine, but there's <a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/qEHTTFOwsDs" target="_blank"> this</a>.

Edit: or, to be a little more obvious, <a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/8PaoLy7PHwk" target="_blank"> this.</a>

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bobbert's avatar

Ha.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, to be fair, <i>anybody</i> singing that song would be pretty fucking embarrassing.

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bobbert's avatar

Isn't that the official salutation?

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fuflans's avatar

With a much better bitch face.

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bobbert's avatar

Come on, you think we're doubly ignorant?

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bobbert's avatar

That may be the most wonderful thing I've seen this week. Your skillz go beyond tentacles (except the really long ones, I suppose).

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bobbert's avatar

Nevertheless, we never forgetting "MC DP".

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bobbert's avatar

Just a reminder. They're still brain dead. You're welcome.

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