Did you know that it is Let's Pretend George W. Bush Was Teh Awesome Week? No? Neither did we, because we did not get that memo, and also, the way we remember it, he sucked harder than an industrial-strength Hoover -- what with how he shredded the Constitution, did war to the wrong goddamn countries, broke the economy, chuckled about all those people who died looking for his pretend WMDs, and was just generally kind of a jerkhole. But according to Very Serious Journamalists like WaPo's
When he lost to Al Gore and was never installed as President.
I figure since Dana Perino can invent an alternate history <a href="http:\/\/lippard.blogspot.com\/2009\/11\/dana-perino-forgets-about-911-and.html" target="_blank">where 9/11 never happened,</a> so can I.
I think the problem we all face is trying actually evaluate these stupid wingnut emissions on a some kind of arbitrarily contrived continuum of stupidity, each on our own.
We need science to step in and come up with a formal classification taxonomy, on the scale of botany so we can easily categorize and organize the wide variety of wingnut idiocy displayed across our media world.
Obviously <i>Wingnut</i> is a large category. Larger than the Phylum <i>Turd Polisher</i>. But then things become complicated. <i>Willful History Rewriters</i> are hard to distinguish and separate from <i>Perino-esque Ignoramuses</i> ...or should it be <i>Ignorami</i>?
We don&#039;t need natural scientists, we need mathematicians, particularly those well versed in <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cardinal_number" target="_blank">cardinal numbers</a>.
It was long, but it was enlightening to read about the all the revenge they planned to perpetrate on Condi after she actually called Sweet Georgie &quot;her husband&quot; that one time.
She never said who ended up eating those Ex-Lax brownies, though.
Dana, dear, maybe you should take the good advice of some pundit or other, who wisely said that female victims of their boyfriends&#039; violence &quot;should make better decisions.&quot; In other words, when it comes to GW Bush, best to just STFU.
He was concentratin&#039; on digestin&#039; breffist, cause he knew he&#039;s a gonna need that energy to be Presidentin&#039; probably real soon.
You idiot that is Herbert hoover not j.Edgar hoover
While w watched condi tongue my pussy and Laura blew andy
My favorite memory of George W. Bush:
When he lost to Al Gore and was never installed as President.
I figure since Dana Perino can invent an alternate history <a href="http:\/\/lippard.blogspot.com\/2009\/11\/dana-perino-forgets-about-911-and.html" target="_blank">where 9/11 never happened,</a> so can I.
I think the problem we all face is trying actually evaluate these stupid wingnut emissions on a some kind of arbitrarily contrived continuum of stupidity, each on our own.
We need science to step in and come up with a formal classification taxonomy, on the scale of botany so we can easily categorize and organize the wide variety of wingnut idiocy displayed across our media world.
Obviously <i>Wingnut</i> is a large category. Larger than the Phylum <i>Turd Polisher</i>. But then things become complicated. <i>Willful History Rewriters</i> are hard to distinguish and separate from <i>Perino-esque Ignoramuses</i> ...or should it be <i>Ignorami</i>?
See?!
This is good news for John McCain?
We don&#039;t need natural scientists, we need mathematicians, particularly those well versed in <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cardinal_number" target="_blank">cardinal numbers</a>.
It was long, but it was enlightening to read about the all the revenge they planned to perpetrate on Condi after she actually called Sweet Georgie &quot;her husband&quot; that one time.
She never said who ended up eating those Ex-Lax brownies, though.
Are there books in this library? Because irony.
Dana, dear, maybe you should take the good advice of some pundit or other, who wisely said that female victims of their boyfriends&#039; violence &quot;should make better decisions.&quot; In other words, when it comes to GW Bush, best to just STFU.
Bunga-bunga party in the Bookmobile!
I&#039;m pretty sure that the only &quot;high bar&quot; associated with Dubbya is a country club bar in Aspen.
The crowd singing &quot;Hey, hey, good bye!&quot; as he flies away -- classic, and unforgettable.
I thought that was for guys who are inclined to think with the wrong head.
He was concentratin&#039; on digestin&#039; breffist, cause he knew he&#039;s a gonna need that energy to be Presidentin&#039; probably real soon.
Always plannin&#039; ahead! *taps temple*
And another Peggy Noonan is born.
Seems like a G W Bush library would be packed with Archie and Jughead comic books.