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flyface's avatar

You idiot that is Herbert hoover not j.Edgar hoover

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flyface's avatar

While w watched condi tongue my pussy and Laura blew andy

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

My favorite memory of George W. Bush:

When he lost to Al Gore and was never installed as President.

I figure since Dana Perino can invent an alternate history <a href="http:\/\/lippard.blogspot.com\/2009\/11\/dana-perino-forgets-about-911-and.html" target="_blank">where 9/11 never happened,</a> so can I.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think the problem we all face is trying actually evaluate these stupid wingnut emissions on a some kind of arbitrarily contrived continuum of stupidity, each on our own.

We need science to step in and come up with a formal classification taxonomy, on the scale of botany so we can easily categorize and organize the wide variety of wingnut idiocy displayed across our media world.

Obviously <i>Wingnut</i> is a large category. Larger than the Phylum <i>Turd Polisher</i>. But then things become complicated. <i>Willful History Rewriters</i> are hard to distinguish and separate from <i>Perino-esque Ignoramuses</i> ...or should it be <i>Ignorami</i>?

See?!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This is good news for John McCain?

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SullivanSt's avatar

We don't need natural scientists, we need mathematicians, particularly those well versed in <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cardinal_number" target="_blank">cardinal numbers</a>.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It was long, but it was enlightening to read about the all the revenge they planned to perpetrate on Condi after she actually called Sweet Georgie "her husband" that one time.

She never said who ended up eating those Ex-Lax brownies, though.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Are there books in this library? Because irony.

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malsperanza's avatar

Dana, dear, maybe you should take the good advice of some pundit or other, who wisely said that female victims of their boyfriends' violence "should make better decisions." In other words, when it comes to GW Bush, best to just STFU.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Bunga-bunga party in the Bookmobile!

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I'm pretty sure that the only "high bar" associated with Dubbya is a country club bar in Aspen.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The crowd singing "Hey, hey, good bye!" as he flies away -- classic, and unforgettable.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I thought that was for guys who are inclined to think with the wrong head.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He was concentratin' on digestin' breffist, cause he knew he's a gonna need that energy to be Presidentin' probably real soon.

Always plannin' ahead! *taps temple*

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chascates's avatar

And another Peggy Noonan is born.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Seems like a G W Bush library would be packed with Archie and Jughead comic books.

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