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Even the libtards there are very authoritarian. They want people locked up for jaywalking.

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check the worm's teeth

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that doesn't sound very pleasant

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You know what Dana, I just heard they have been putting <i>chlorine</i> in the drinking water! Imagine that shit! Chlorine's deadly poisonous, Dana, you have to do something about this!!!!!!11!!1!!1!!!!1

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Also for people under the age of 18, no naked pics sending to each other.

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Not to mention rampant nuclear testing and a full-blown arms race, plus some nasty business on a northeastern Asian peninsula.

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Why not? We've been preparing our food with <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Polytetrafluoroethylene" target="_blank">"fluoridated"</a> cookware for decades now. Wake up, sheeple!

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My grandfather?

I finally found out why I was never allowed to go into the basement of their home when I was a kid. It was so that I wouldn't see grandpa's still.

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Then how will we get our kitchen sink faucets to ignite?

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And no one trumps our Cali-based Editrix, amirite?

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It always cracked me up when the same people in my town who repeatedly voted down fluoridation proposals would then turn around and bitch about having to pay for expensive fluoride treatments for their kids' teeth.

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Clean up your office Dana, with this one neat trick! Hint: It has to do with pouring cola down your toilet.

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<em>“I do know that in this country, we should be the ones who should be deciding what we put into our bodies one way or the other,”</em>

Offer not valid for persons of the female persuasion and/or with homosexual tendencies.

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If we're gonna have to re-live the 1950s, can we at least have Edward R. Murrow and Marilyn Monroe back?

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"JUNGLE RED!"

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...considering that the entire GOP base in the South barely have enough teeth collectively to make up a full set, I can see why "Fluoride" is so low on his priority list.

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