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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Even the libtards there are very authoritarian. They want people locked up for jaywalking.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

check the worm's teeth

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that doesn't sound very pleasant

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

You know what Dana, I just heard they have been putting <i>chlorine</i> in the drinking water! Imagine that shit! Chlorine's deadly poisonous, Dana, you have to do something about this!!!!!!11!!1!!1!!!!1

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Also for people under the age of 18, no naked pics sending to each other.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Not to mention rampant nuclear testing and a full-blown arms race, plus some nasty business on a northeastern Asian peninsula.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Why not? We've been preparing our food with <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Polytetrafluoroethylene" target="_blank">"fluoridated"</a> cookware for decades now. Wake up, sheeple!

Lefty Mark's avatar

My grandfather?

I finally found out why I was never allowed to go into the basement of their home when I was a kid. It was so that I wouldn't see grandpa's still.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Then how will we get our kitchen sink faucets to ignite?

Lefty Mark's avatar

And no one trumps our Cali-based Editrix, amirite?

Lefty Mark's avatar

It always cracked me up when the same people in my town who repeatedly voted down fluoridation proposals would then turn around and bitch about having to pay for expensive fluoride treatments for their kids' teeth.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Clean up your office Dana, with this one neat trick! Hint: It has to do with pouring cola down your toilet.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

<em>“I do know that in this country, we should be the ones who should be deciding what we put into our bodies one way or the other,”</em>

Offer not valid for persons of the female persuasion and/or with homosexual tendencies.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

If we're gonna have to re-live the 1950s, can we at least have Edward R. Murrow and Marilyn Monroe back?

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

"JUNGLE RED!"

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...considering that the entire GOP base in the South barely have enough teeth collectively to make up a full set, I can see why "Fluoride" is so low on his priority list.