Nobody tell Victoria Jackson: the Danish parliament, in a bid to increase civic duty among its younger citizens, put out a video ofMASSIVE CARTOON GENITALS being laved and sucked and licked and loved on, and then, when people were like, "um what Danish parliament, that is a superduper X-rated cartoon?" it was like "oh, our bad, we thought that would be fun," but they said it in Danish.
I've been to Copenhagen. You do not fuck with the bikers. And by bikers, I mean bicyclists. There's a metric shit-ton of them and they will run you the fuck over!
What do you mean? Americans consider sex a human activity. A dirty, dirty, dirrrrrrrrrrrty, sinful human activity that all true, God-fearing Americans fear and loathe!
I'm waiting until Keith Ablow weighs in on this
Danish Parliament Funkadelic
Eating the Danish, you mean?
I've been to Copenhagen. You do not fuck with the bikers. And by bikers, I mean bicyclists. There's a metric shit-ton of them and they will run you the fuck over!
Those wacky Danes, <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=vrO3TfJc9Qw" target="_blank">always with the sex.</a>
What do you mean? Americans consider sex a human activity. A dirty, dirty, dirrrrrrrrrrrty, sinful human activity that all true, God-fearing Americans fear and loathe!
I expected Lindsey to be more of a manscaper.