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Yeah, been a while since I was in school, but they were always finding shells in The AU area when some rich folks were trying to expand their wine cellars/BDSM fuck dungeons . Did you ever hear the rumor that Mckinley Hall at AU was rigged to collapse on itself In case of invasionto hide chemical weapon secrets?

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"Rawmoney shot"

Lol...Mormon porn.

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Not his, anyway. Besides, he doesn't need ass pennies to bolster his confidence. He relies purely on the strength of his writing for that.

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If collects = sucks then spot on.

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He should be careful lounging in the backyard, trimming his shrubbery, they are always finding old WWI mustard gas shells in that part of town.

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On a positive note, he has no representation in Congress.

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He looks like the kind of guy with a permanent 5 o'clock shadow...the sort of guy who has to shave while he's shaving.

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Nate Archibald?

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Oh, I forgot, Ben Franklin (Federalist).

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I'm not familiar with Mr. Brooks' work because it is not on Wonkette or the Daily Show. And also is not porn.

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