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Vienna Woods's avatar

No, no! Haven't you heard? They've got a deep bench!

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Huey Long was the 1930s Cajun version of Hugo Chávez, with all the good and bad that applies. Chuck Colson was a Watergate crook. Teddy Roosevelt quit the Republicans because of people like Brooks and Rubio. This guy's deluded.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

To hell with Father Divine, give us a candidate who embodies LADY Divine.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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pixeloid's avatar

As a brony I'm offended that the author would suggest that the esteemed "Pony Q. Unicorn" would be a candidate for the GOP.

However, I do agree that David Brooks is a butt nugget.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Yes, that is David Brooks on your emm ess emm Sunday morning teevee shows

I can't figure out who the audience is for these shows. Here's what I was doing while Brooks was blathering: skiing untracked powder because 1) I got my butt out to the resort early, and 2) I knew that the one lift serving an entire valley (Silverado, at Squaw) had been closed the previous day and made a beeline there.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Just add something about the next six months being critical and you could replace Tom Friedman, also, too.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Splitting the GOP into teabagger, evangelical, and establishment...Rubio is in first place in the "GOP-Establishment" "party".

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

You're talking about the inventor of the "Applebee's Salad Bar" meme...

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

In Dowd's case the unit would be "column-yards".

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'd watch the shit out of that.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I think he pulled Chuck Colson out of his ass. I don't remember anything else about him besides the fact that he's a crook. Maybe he meant Jack Kemp?

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

So the Bush doctrine then?

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Kasich is "surging." He seems the most likely to appeal to the country club set. Marco seems like he's the thirsty kid who caddies for you at the country club, and sucks up hoping you'll tip him well so he can go buy some fancy boy boots.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Stay thirsty, my friend.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Same formula could apply for any thought Bill Kristol has ever had. "Say, you know who'd make a great VP and makes me tingly in my bathing suit area?" That fucktard is responsible for foisting Sarah Palin on the unsuspecting American public.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

That was an odd choice to pull out of his ass. I almost think he meant to say Jack Kemp, but he got into Aunt Peggy Noonan's vodka.

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