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Obviously he's been day drinking with Dame Peggington Noonington again. buk buk

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There are neutron stars out there sending Brooks the "YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER" meme.

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David, there's another white guy here with a message for you. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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"The thing about unreasonable people, is that you just can't reason with them."-- Smibo

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David Brooks doesn't know whether he's coming or going. I think he might be standing still, dithering.

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Yep. He owns the McMansion right next door to BretBug's.

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[snerk] He gave up reading the comments on his columns in the NYT years ago because they wounded his oh-so-tender fee-fees. It might break his candy heart if someone explained a Twitter ratio to him.

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Obviously you weren't a New Yorker. All of us have known what a colossal fraud he is for decades.

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Beware of Republicansgiving Democrats advice.

There. FIFY.

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Did your string theory get tangled up?

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David Brooks is a stupid old poopy head who will continue to be a stupid old poopy head for the rest of his life. A more sophisticated insult is more than he deserves.

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I wish Judy Woodruff would just fucking cold-cock him some Friday soon and put us all out of our misery. I'm sure Mark Shields would be happy to hold his arms back.

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oh goodness however will David Brooks squeeze into donald trump's asscrack in between 53 Republican senators

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So my choice is a glass of this punch from the bowl with the enormous turd floating in it or I can read David Brooks new column?

Easy choice. Gimme a glass of that punch.

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