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Are those contacts? They look like contacts.

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Good god, man!

(... Upvoted.)

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This feels increasingly obligatory:http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-u...

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Dave, honey, I need to tell you something. As a matter of fact, it's the same thing I've told Donald:

The election is being rigged, but just by one person. And that person is you. For fuck's sake, you started your campaign with over racism. What did you think was going to happen!?

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I'm just going to leave this here, all credit goes to Sharkmin in Steven Universe Hell. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I think Comey should spend more time over the holidays with his family. Bamz could let him have Thanksgiving and Christmas time -so generous!

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Yeah, his plastic surgeon needs to be slapped, and hard. He looks like an albino primate from "Planet of the Apes."

Apologies to albinos, primates, planets and apes.

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Maybe he wore his hood too tight.

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I love the whole "We have no idea how this completely unauthorized content got into our parish newsletter. How very mysterious." Yeah, no. Lying liars.

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Yeah, David Duke has Jews he "honors," and their names are Jared and Ivanka.

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He looks like a bleached vampire. Why does he keep coming back? He goes away, then reappears every 5 years. He IS a vampire!

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That is a good-looking goat. David Duke, on the other hand, is hideous. And Duke did it to himself. He is addicted to plastic surgery.

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Ugh...

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WTF is up with his eyes? The goat is cool, it's supposed to look like that. Duke looks reptilian or like a corpse. Eeek.

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Duke looks like he had his plastic surgery done by an undertaker.

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