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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Was he burned in a fire or is getting a fucked up face lift part of the KKK group insurance package?

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

The tuna wasn't IN the Jello Salad was it? That's the worst idea I have ever heard. I used to think Jello salad was the worst idea ever.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

But the glory of it is, they are technically doing you a favor.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

1490's, possibly in the mind of Francis Bacon https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

It makes me feel old when I see this, but it also makes me laugh that millions of stuffy white people danced to this at proms and wedding receptions not knowing they were openly talking about getting high.

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glennisw's avatar

She's not running. She's a lobbyist now.

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glennisw's avatar

I just met a guy in a local bar who went to high school with him. He says Duke was a racist even then.

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kareemachan's avatar

True, but EWWWWW!

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I've always found the racist's obsession with viking and Norse mythology kind of comical. Vikings were opportunistic pirates. They weren't Vikings because Odin wanted them to go whiten up the planet. They were Vikings because the Norse region was full of poverty.

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nightmoth's avatar

He may be the only man on Earth who looks scarier in a suit than in a Klan robe. Yikes!Like an undertaker who likes to have his way with the dead.

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berkeleyfarm's avatar

I think you're probably more correct than I am. (It's slippery, that's for sure.)

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malsperanza's avatar

In another time and place that would have been awesome. "Vote for the Crook: It's Important" is still my all-time fav bumper sticker. But I do not want to take any chances with the Senate this year.

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blinkytoo's avatar

Mr Duke probably got his ideas from the original movie version of the Art of the Deal.

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Poly_Ester's avatar

Duke wears SPF 85 sun screen in the winter, does not go outside between March and Nov,

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Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

C'est ce Bon, mon frere!

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