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I had a black great-great-great-great-great-grandmother, would I count as white, or black? Oh never mind, I'm a lot French and Italian and Viking and English and shit too. And a tiny bit Chinese. I'm so screwed.

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As in Varg Vikernes, the notorious black metal maniac from Norway.https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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CostCo wanks, also too.

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That is damn cute!

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I thought you meant the rock monster from "Galaxy Quest." Shows you what I know!

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Not to mention centralized government, universal currency, free movement of peoples and goods, ultra low cost airlines......

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It's got Michael Jordan, Hakeem Olajuwon, Bismack Biyombo, and Steph Curry.

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the very short tiny Trump Stump?

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Back into the Bayou is more appropriate

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Except MS is run by an Indjun

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Well, he did nab the name from Tolkiens books.

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Probably the silliest thing I own, but I love it dearly.

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Counting on Saudi-owned and controlled Fox News? Uh-oh!

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So, you're saying that Duke, Trump, and the GOP are being backed by the Sharia-lovin', Islamacistic AY-rabs?!?1?

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Not surprised when the moral requirement are so low. We have an undocumented felon running for President. We have an unqualified community organizer running the country in the ground. I would think he would run as a democrat since that is where the Klan started.

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