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Dee Andee's avatar

I had a black great-great-great-great-great-grandmother, would I count as white, or black? Oh never mind, I'm a lot French and Italian and Viking and English and shit too. And a tiny bit Chinese. I'm so screwed.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

As in Varg Vikernes, the notorious black metal maniac from Norway.https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

Dee Andee's avatar

CostCo wanks, also too.

Dee Andee's avatar

I thought you meant the rock monster from "Galaxy Quest." Shows you what I know!

phoenix00's avatar

Not to mention centralized government, universal currency, free movement of peoples and goods, ultra low cost airlines......

phoenix00's avatar

It's got Michael Jordan, Hakeem Olajuwon, Bismack Biyombo, and Steph Curry.

phoenix00's avatar

the very short tiny Trump Stump?

phoenix00's avatar

Back into the Bayou is more appropriate

phoenix00's avatar

Except MS is run by an Indjun

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Well, he did nab the name from Tolkiens books.

jmhm's avatar

Probably the silliest thing I own, but I love it dearly.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Counting on Saudi-owned and controlled Fox News? Uh-oh!

BadKitty904's avatar

So, you're saying that Duke, Trump, and the GOP are being backed by the Sharia-lovin', Islamacistic AY-rabs?!?1?

Freedom Man's avatar

Not surprised when the moral requirement are so low. We have an undocumented felon running for President. We have an unqualified community organizer running the country in the ground. I would think he would run as a democrat since that is where the Klan started.