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D.C.: Big Brother Will Make Someone Rich
Most brilliant plan yet: institute a bonus system for the traffic camera ticket-issuing people! The more tickets they send out, the more money they make. God, how could that plan ever go wrong?
...the contract extension includes a new provision that says if ACS handles more than 53,750 citations in any given month, the city must pay the company an extra $19,500 to $23,000 for every group of 2,500 citations that exceeds the monthly threshold.
Hot. Big brother is going to tap your ass hard. The streets will be so flooded with tickets that drivers won't even be able to see, thereby garnering more tickets, thereby...—C.S.
D.C. to expand use of cameras [Wash Times]