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DC Kickball Registration Ends March 6, Sign Up NOW!
If you are desperate and have no friends -- or, conversely, if you have a lot of friends and you want to round them all up on a weekly basis -- sign up with the DC Kickball league. The organization sets up teams to compete against each other once a week in various locations and occasionally throws parties and happy hours.
DC Kickball is totally legit, and by the looks of the website (which has a “Flip-Cup” tab in the menu bar and pictures of Happy Young People drinking), it looks like a good time.
“If you encounter anyone who isn’t into this, please tell them to chill out,” the website says, “It’s just kickball, people.”
The District registration for DC Kickball closes on Friday, March 6, so hurry and sign up if you haven’t already.
The following neighborhood registrations are still open: Adams Morgan, Mon/Wed evenings at Walter Pierce Park;Capital, Wed/Thurs at the Mall;Constitution, Sun at the Mall;District, Thurs at the Mall.