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Pixeloid's avatar

Not sure if "chad" was the right term for the bearded MAGAt in the video. If you mean as a type of person, he would probably be a "chud". However, if you mean as the label used to refer to the taint or the excrement residue in that area, "chad" would be correct.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

The single most significant reason for homelessness is lack of health care. It is difficult, and in some cases impossible to be productive when you are sick or injured, so you become homeless "criminals" and toss us into their friend's for-profit jail. Win-win for the fascists.

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thephantomcheese's avatar

So all these guys holding the "STOP/SLOW" signs on road construction sites are "very talented asphalt-type persons" now?

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I hope that DC shuts itself down with protests. That the residents camp in the streets and keep ANYTHING from happening, for weeks and weeks and weeks. If I lived there I hope that would be me. If it became a thing, I might consider a field trip.

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Heidi L 🇵🇸 🇺🇦's avatar

Doesn't matter, form over function in his world.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

"But the DOJ’s argument is that there’s no civil way for the judge to be able to order the president to do anything, and also no criminal way, so there’s just no way, and that’s that."

Certainly there is no way the Supreme Court would agree with this argument? Right? RIGHT?

Fuck. I better go stock up on hoagies. For la revolucion.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

When sandwiches are criminalized, only criminals will have sandwiches.

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Major Kong's avatar

I was at a restaurant with Fox News playing. One FOX NEWS ALERT!! showed people along Connecticut Avenue yelling "Go Home Fascists" at the federal cops. Fox said that (paraphrasing) liberal millionaires are bankrolling protests. Bankrolling what? Some poster board and paint? Then there was a clip from 1992 of Joe Biden saying that car jackings in DC are a problem. Let's see, (takes out abacus) - that would be 33 years ago. But yeah, let's send in the troops and maybe then can time travel back.

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thephantomcheese's avatar

My check from AntifaBux must have gotten lost in the mail

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Find another restaurant.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

I'm not a millionaire but we've got some art supplies left over from Vance's ski trip up here that I'm happy to send south.

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jltympanum's avatar

Here's an experiment I haven't tried yet but it might be worth doing: read the Declaration of Independence with F34 in mind instead of George 3. See how much it fits.

Do it again every month and track how much the fit increases.

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

I was just thinking this morning that I should pledge my life, my fortune, and my sacred honour.

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Randy Bender's avatar

As I recall, NPR aired a reading of it ***on the 4th of July*** and was besieged with MAGAts complaints that it was anti-Tr666p.

These malignant asshole-submorons are to stupid to **** : )

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jltympanum's avatar

Why does TFF* make such a big deal about Mexico "sending rapists", etc. It is because he is afraid of the competition.

*TFF = The Fat Fuck

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I am a homeowner, and I live in Eugene, Oregon, where we have a significant homeless/substandard living situation problem for our size as a city. If they build more housing, my house, which has more than doubled in value in 13 years, will lose value.

And I say: BUILD THE FUCKING HOUSING. I will lose the obscene profit I might have made on my house, maybe, someday, but my fellow citizens, my neighbors, students, baristas, will have a decent place to live AND I won't have to go full-Chad and grubel over people sleeping on benches.

All it takes for a decent society is billionaires paying a lot more in taxes, and everybody agreeing on a certain basic level of comfort in life that we can most certainly afford.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I think about that when I consider selling my house. We live in an affluent community, with a perennial housing shortage for “normal” people (i.e. not comfortable retirees like us). We bought the house for a reasonable price, and I’ve put a lot of money and sweat equity into it. If I went to sell it today I could absolutely price it way out of reach of anyone starting out in life. So…I plan that if/when we sell, I’ll consider pricing it much lower, so we get our money back out of it, but not a profit. And screening offers to enable a deserving family to buy. Not sure of the legality of that, but I’ll look into it.

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

Better to get more housing built in the community than to have the commissar seize your house and subdivide it into apartments. You might get first pick on which one you get to live in.

(PS: e before i word)

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djny10003's avatar

Under the new regime, white supremacy is now official US govt policy. That's what "anti-woke" means.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"When I hear the word 'woke,' I reach for my revolver."

~not Hermann Göring

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imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

"A great contractor is a very special. Like a great surgeon. Uh. Like a great teacher. Like a great nurse. Ah, a great contractor is very important."

But apparently not quite important enough for you to pay them for their services.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

He also seemed to say that all that understructure they put down for major road projects is silly and unnecessary, and all you have to do is slap 4 inches of asphalt down on the ground and hey! you got yourself an interstate.

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thephantomcheese's avatar

4 inches deep, or 4 inches wide?

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Homero's avatar

Thank you Wonkette for pointing out that which should have been obvious to me that he’s attacking cities with black mayors, the two cities so far having black AND female. Maybe I was looking for something—I dunno—less racist and misogynistic. I disappoint myself for being all DUH!🤪

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Homero's avatar

I just told my coworker who is black and female and she didn’t see that either so I don’t feel so stoopid

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Ward From Cali's avatar

The headline I wish this story had:

"DC Update! Democratic CONGRESSPEOPLE Sick Of Trump’s Fascist Invasion Crap"

Not that I blame Marcie. She can only report what exists.

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Eva Porter's avatar

Fuck this administration and all the lying, fascist shitheads therein.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Why was weirdo Nazi chud using Communist China social media?

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