Dead Baby Jokes

*George Bushhas a plan to combat Global Warming: increase greenhouse emissions and then maybe just buy some shades and shorts. [ NYT , WP ]

* Scientists figured out how to turn skin cells into stem cells which is a bummer for them since we know how much they love killing babies. [ NYT ]

* But no one lives killing babies more thanRudy Giuliani. [ The Hill ]

*Rep. Don Young, Republican of Alaska, will do anything for money. [ NYT ]

*Robert Gatesdoesn't understand why after we went to all that trouble to liberate them from Hitler if the French won't just shut the fuck up and do what we want. [ NYT ]

* Six months to do any real work, a year and a half to run for things. [ Roll Call ]

*Newt Gingrichsays the odds of his running for president are "4 to 1" against, which coincidentally is the margin he'd lose by if he did. [ LAT ]