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The Psy of Life's avatar

Well, that is the worst titty-fucking news I've gotten the cum-soaked day! Beat me with a swollen nut sack, how could that cunt-dipped Clinton hire such hairy love muscle of a spokes person? Makes no gaping asshole sense.

Baconzgood's avatar

We call it "daddy's driving words".

And they learned alot of explitives from Baconz.

Baconzgood's avatar

Yeah saying "fuck that, I don't wanna hear that shit from your mouth piss head" wasn't a good thing to say to a 5 year old when he said "DAMN this soup is hot"

disqus_lWwzrwNaw6's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/wat... From the wondrous Boorman movie Hope and Glory, about ordinary life in London during WWII. The payoff for filthy language connoisseurs starts at about 2:30

mancityRed6's avatar

Maybe the one where Cheney told Leahy to go fuck himself?

jmhm's avatar

Hell, where did we get ratfuck from to begin with?

in the name of the moon's avatar

This ad under that headline confused mah poor brains. Potty mouth lil fuck

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I know next to nothing about Andrew Breitbart other than he is currently dead, but somehow I suspect profanity was a medium he was fond of. OTOH he didn't have vagina so I guess it was OK if he did swear.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I have always hated the word "ladylike". Few things make me get stabby as quickly as being told to be more ladylike.

m3bosha's avatar

Wonder if dead breitbart asked if she would do it live a la Bill'O.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

I am very bad at waiting for the full link to upload.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Lamashtar's avatar

They are merely being inclusive of the hordes of genderqueer and half-done transexuals!

Robin's avatar

I just got lost in a No Cussing Club wormhole, thanks Wonkette.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

When the offspring was younger, I tried very hard to restrain my cursing, but even then, I wouldn't use "fudge," considering it silly.

I said "phlegm" instead.

TheWitch's avatar

Nice! Equal parts gross and imaginative substitute.