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Well, that is the worst titty-fucking news I've gotten the cum-soaked day! Beat me with a swollen nut sack, how could that cunt-dipped Clinton hire such hairy love muscle of a spokes person? Makes no gaping asshole sense.

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I like your dad.

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We call it "daddy's driving words".

And they learned alot of explitives from Baconz.

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Yeah saying "fuck that, I don't wanna hear that shit from your mouth piss head" wasn't a good thing to say to a 5 year old when he said "DAMN this soup is hot"

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https://www.youtube.com/wat... From the wondrous Boorman movie Hope and Glory, about ordinary life in London during WWII. The payoff for filthy language connoisseurs starts at about 2:30

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Maybe the one where Cheney told Leahy to go fuck himself?

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Hell, where did we get ratfuck from to begin with?

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This ad under that headline confused mah poor brains. Potty mouth lil fuck

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I know next to nothing about Andrew Breitbart other than he is currently dead, but somehow I suspect profanity was a medium he was fond of. OTOH he didn't have vagina so I guess it was OK if he did swear.

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I have always hated the word "ladylike". Few things make me get stabby as quickly as being told to be more ladylike.

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Wonder if dead breitbart asked if she would do it live a la Bill'O.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I am very bad at waiting for the full link to upload.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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They are merely being inclusive of the hordes of genderqueer and half-done transexuals!

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I just got lost in a No Cussing Club wormhole, thanks Wonkette.

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When the offspring was younger, I tried very hard to restrain my cursing, but even then, I wouldn't use "fudge," considering it silly.

I said "phlegm" instead.

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Nice! Equal parts gross and imaginative substitute.

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