Dead Breitbart's Little Sisters of Perpetual Fear ran this breathless headline the other day, indisputable proof that al Qaeda terrorists are sneaking through our porous borders™, perhaps disguised as seven-year-old Guatemalan children: Muslim Prayer Rug Found on Arizona Border by Independent American Security Contractors
But you don't know what you will find when you come away with me on one of those.
To the illiterate, also too.
Do people actually get dinars at Taco Palenque?
FWIW, I see sewn seams between a red-and-white upper and an all-red lower skirt. Looks like a girl's jumper, more than anything else.
Leave it to consipiracy-minded jackass patriots to think "Muslin prayer rug" about every scrap of fabric they trip over.
Add another 12 million for <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=rMbATaj7Il8" target="_blank">the truly iconic sequence.</a>
My eyes were bleeding after half a dozen . . . I had to stop reading &#039;em.
That is one ugly Mexican shirt. Typical, but ugly.
FALSE FLAG! FALSE FLAG!!! THE BABBY IS IN MY PANT LEG
Let me try to translate. I am not using a dictionary, though. I&#039;m going solely on my memory of ancient Wingnut-Speak.
&quot;One time, in that history of recent, it was made between them, the control-sex with an eating-bird&quot; ?
I didn&rsquo;t really want to pull at it not knowing what was on it.
BECAUSE IT RAN OUT OF MUSLIM PRAYER MAGIC SPELL POWER WHICH COULD DESTROY AMERICA!!1 &amp; Duh
This is why we don&#039;t want no Mosques near us.
Because of course you send your spies and terriers into the US with Iraqi Dinars in their pockets. (To buy Iraqi dinners, maybe?)
These knuckledragging dumbfucks don&#039;t bother with even half a second of actual rational thought, do they?
So, I wonder who the Cuban control for this &quot;contractor&quot; is.
And what nutbag website was the source of Perry&#039;s &quot;information&quot;?
So poking it with a stick made perfect sense.
Sounds like the perfect place to drop off the patriot cosplayers, with a promise to come back and pick them up in two weeks.