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Dead Michael Jackson Is Finally Placed Underground, With All The Other Deads
FINALLY: Famous dead Jackson, Michael Jackson, was buried in the ground outside Los Angeles last night. [ New York Times ]
Some Obama cabinet members, like America's Vice President Joe Biden, are hesitant about sending more troops to Afghanistan, while other people are not hesitant at all about doing this. A nation waits for George Will's "tiebreaker." [ New York Times ]
California has officially created "Harvey Milk Day," which honors Harvey Milk, who starred in last year's overrated Sean Penn biopic. [ Los Angeles Times ]
The terrible wildfire that has enveloped the entirety of northern Los Angeles is the work of an arsonist! And now this arsonist is technically a murderer! [ Reuters ]
Congratulations to Ahmad Vahidi, Iran's first lady defense minister and its first lady defense minister who also worked with Hezbollah. This is a crucial step in the struggle for women's/alleged terrorists' rights. [ CNN ]
Having enriched a bunch of uranium as enriched as it will go, North Korea is THISCLOSE to making a nuclear bomb. [ Washington Post ]