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My only thought about OBL is that his 15 minutes went on for far too long. Looking forward to his oblivion, starting next Monday.

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I would declare these shirts Legitimate if it could be legally required that all wearers MUST have proof that they were part of the SEAL team that killed OBL. A "Death Certificate", if you will. Otherwise, strip 'em in public.

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And <a href="http:\/\/ugliesttattoos.failblog.org\/2011\/05\/03\/funny-tattoos-well-that-didnt-take-very-long\/" target="_blank">tattoos</a>

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I would also accept the klezmer version of the Brahms Requiem.

-S. Barber

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Or a polka arrangement of the Kol Nidre.

-SB

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You sir are a true capitalist pig. Well done!

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i think the righteous USA flag guy needs a bigger gut.

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What, no underwear? Bobble heads? Baseball caps? Black velvet paintings? Doilies?

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nedz moar clash.

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How about one with a picture of Bush saying "Still NOT missing him yet".

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These Wonkette editor downers (seriously, what's with them lately?) can't take away your right to fap! It's in the Declaration of Independence or something.

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I am going to visit a sign shop and have a vinyl figure made of Calvin urinating onto Osama bin Laden floating upside down.

Then I am going to buy a pickup truck. And a baseball cap.

I will wear the cap while I stick the cut-out on the rear window. For America.

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Bet the t-shirt makers aren't donating 1 cent to the 9/11 families, either.

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Riley, posting that Tiësto desecration makes you worse than Osama bin Laden. I'm still queasy.

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In observance of the passing of Osama been Dyin', how about you substitute the YouTube video of "O Sacred Head, Now Wounded," performed by barbershop quartet?

Respectfully, Samuel Barber

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