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It's brilliant. They can just cut out his mentions of "Hillary" or "Nancy" or "AOC" and insert whoever's the Embodiment of Librul Evil that week in 2041.

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They will never stop hating Hillary.

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Working through the stages of grief? Nope. The station is working through its stages of greed. They won’t let go until the dollars stop.

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Something oddly fitting about the capitalist society he advocated for exploiting his dead voice without his consent for all eternity.

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True. Texas schoolkids in 2041 will have only a vague idea who she was, exactly, except that she caused WWII, 9/11, the pandemic, and every hurricane since 1980.

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A medley of his greatest shits

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Yes. Let’s believe no one can replace Rush. I pray to the spaghetti monster.

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I can't wait to hear his views on NAFTA.

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He’s actually super replaceable, a fat greasy cog in the bigot machine.

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It must be so difficult to decide "do we pretend she never existed" or "she was satan". Catch 45.

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I'm waiting for Greg Gutfelds greatest hits.

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Her statue will tower over the previous "history's greatest monster" title-holder. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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It'll be Rush reruns, so they'll be mad at her for murdering Vince Foster.

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I'm sure they'll find a way to believe both simultaneously. That kind of disconnect has never bothered them before.

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But if you laugh at them, you'll be guilty of persecuting them for their deeply held religious belief that being a gross asshole about Those People makes baby Jesus smile (I think he's probably just gassy). And then WHO IS THE REAL MONSTER? Why don't you support religious freedom?!

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Not surprised Sasha would become POTUS, seeing how she had eight successful years as AOC's Vice President.

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