Deadbeat Loser Ex-Rep. Joe Walsh Would Like You To Send Him Monies to 'Grow Up & Be Free'

Have you been wondering what Joe Walsh, deadbeat dad and total loser who hates when veterans go on and on about their military service and all those limbs they sacrificed for America , has been up to ever since he got his Republican butt all kinds of kicked by real American hero and new congresslady Tammy Duckworth and her MECHANICAL FEET? Well, too bad, we are going to tell you anyway.

After the voters fired his sorry ass, Deadbeat Joe started A Movement to do freedom or something, because starting movements is much easier than getting a real job, even though he really needs to get a real job because his lawyers said the reason --thistime -- that he cannot pay his child support obligations to his children, what are our future and what he loves very much and that is why he got awards for his family values and why he also does not like 'bortions because HE LOVES CHILDREN, GODDAMNIT!, is because he is all out of monies (again):

Joe’s employment has been terminated through no voluntary act of his own and he is without sufficient income or assets with which to continue to pay his support obligation,” the filing states. “Due to substantial change of circumstances, Joe requests that his child support obligation be terminated based on his present income and circumstances.”

But getting a real job and making real money is HARD! So instead, Joe would like tonotget a real job, while YOU go to YOUR real job and make real money, and then please just send that real money to him , okay?

Former Rep. Joe Walsh, R-Ill., has filed papers with the FEC to form his own Super PAC, called the The Grow Up & Be Free PAC, which is aimed at boosting conservative candidates in the elections.

“What I’m doing is I’ve been traveling the state for the last four months. We are trying to grow a movement of people in Illinois to tell their politicians – they want to grow up, keep more of what we’ve make… We already have 2,000 members,” Walsh told the Chicago Sun-Times.

Say, that's a swell idea to make money, Joe. Or maybe you could just admit that you are a loser and no one likes you and so you should just shut up already and get a real job and take care of your kids. You know, like grown-ups do.

[ Salon ]