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Sleepmonger's avatar

No need for that - 30% H2O2 is flammable already.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Better pucker up good and hard, dude, there's a lot of Trump ass-kissing to be done between now and June 14, 2022."

And - there's a whole lot of ass to kiss! If Trump ever had to haul ass it would take two trips.

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Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

So, he wants to ban all abortions. Is he also going to close down the remaining legal brothels in Nevada? I mean, I know the law requires condom use in them, but stuff happens. Is he going to ban the brothels, or is he going to require that the sex workers in them grow their own replacements?

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conti ben's avatar

woops!

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frrolfe's avatar

He looks like b or c grade actor as seen on TV in the 1950s.

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Jac Cabo's avatar

Good. (Like that cat meme) Let them spend their remaining time with those of their feather.

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calliecallie's avatar

It was Cosmo's moon. https://media1.giphy.com/me...

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MorganHW's avatar

Keller—you’re thinking Keller.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

You mean they’ve gone around the Bend?

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Jac Cabo's avatar

I don't think they will cost any time/money to the world's 5th-largest economy.

They won't even make a dent, unlike other factors...

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norcalOG's avatar

To get the rube vote, just about any candidate—especially for governor—has to promise he will use his God-given democratic/dictatorial powers to do do just about anything he wants. Eliminate abortion, cut taxes, school vouchers, name it, he’ll do it. And ain’t nuthing no lejislatur gonna do about it!(See recent California failed recall for prime examples)

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Jac Cabo's avatar

They can ponder perpetual motion,Fix their time on a crystal day - Always time for a good conversation - There's an ear for what Qs say.....

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Clark_Nova's avatar

As a former Nevada resident, I didn't think my opinion of the Laxalt dynasty could get much lower but finding out that they interbreed with Domenicis did just that.

Greasy Pete's bastard son is not much of a resume header.

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Jac Cabo's avatar

"Yah. Let's go."Thanks for the flashback time!

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Jac Cabo's avatar

Been wondering a long time - is "The Ponderosa Ranch" its own Congressional District?

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Clark_Nova's avatar

And Columbus got it very wrong which is why he was thought to be a fool.

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