Is everyone tired of news channels screaming at you that Ebola is the most terrifying threat to humanity since Snooki got knocked up, and we should all not leave the house unless we’re sealed up inside our own airtight hamster balls? Then don’t turn on CNN, which is now
<b>C</b>hicken <b>N</b>oodle <b>N</b>ews... that&#039;s what they were called by the WAGs in the industry when they first started. They&#039;re just returning to the noodly roots.
Stop thinking about Ebola and the terrorists win.
Coming up, Clive Cussler on marine salvage...
Or is that too obscure/nerdy?
<b>C</b>hicken <b>N</b>oodle <b>N</b>ews... that&#039;s what they were called by the WAGs in the industry when they first started. They&#039;re just returning to the noodly roots.
I&#039;m guessing it produces some sweet revenue for our Wonket.
Did he really say that? In public? My goodness.*
*That is Olde Sconnie for &quot;What a fucking maroon&quot;.
Also, apparently his temperature spiked at 103 while at the ER. Hello, hello, is this medical data transfer network on?
Crap is Not News
Real Talking Heads of CNN.
Protests?
I did. But then, I always do, so that may not be a leading indicator.
Bit of a stretch, but very creative.
A full clip seems to have a pretty high fatality rate, also, too.
Evidently, the market in the U.S. for factual reporting of actual news just wasn&#039;t there.
Close ... but I think the acronym is for &quot;Crap, Not News.&quot;
I&#039;m worried that we can no longer count on the Supreme Court to keep those two from gay-marrying.
Just as I suspected! The Wonkette-Industrial Complex! We&#039;ve been duped all along!