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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I can totally respect that.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Why not both?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Those standards are the ones we are held to, never them.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Oh yes, she does!

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

That is nightmare fodder!

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unionthuggery's avatar

Real estate bubble is going to burst again. It's only a matter of time.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'll speculate that maybe Ginni is the only one to bring Clarence his sodas the way he likes them.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I don't think he has enough of those qualities. I think he only gets as far as 'Asian'.

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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

I'm so tired of hearing about "regular people" in the hinterlands having some special powers of "patriotism" when that is almost always a cover for being racist misogynist homophobic xenophobes.

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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

He should wish. I think he only gets as far as GOP toady.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I loved that story. I could picture it happening too. Especially the whorehouse part.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Kindness threatens her.

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sarah_kay_gee ⚜️🏰⭐'s avatar

And her veterinarian even oppresses her with signs in their office

I deeply pity any pets owned by the Thomases. I assume whenever one of them has an accident, Clarence accuses them of committing a high tech lynching, while Ginni quietly rants at them for the rest of their lives that they owe her husband an apology.

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marksb's avatar

I've quoted my grandmother around these parts before, but when I read and hear about these two I can hear her voice, "Well there's somebody for everybody."

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Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

Honeymooners? To the MOON, Ginni, to the MOON. Yes, Virginia, there is a Satan Clause.

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