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I can totally respect that.

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Why not both?

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Those standards are the ones we are held to, never them.

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Oh yes, she does!

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That is nightmare fodder!

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Real estate bubble is going to burst again. It's only a matter of time.

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I'll speculate that maybe Ginni is the only one to bring Clarence his sodas the way he likes them.

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I don't think he has enough of those qualities. I think he only gets as far as 'Asian'.

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I'm so tired of hearing about "regular people" in the hinterlands having some special powers of "patriotism" when that is almost always a cover for being racist misogynist homophobic xenophobes.

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He should wish. I think he only gets as far as GOP toady.

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I loved that story. I could picture it happening too. Especially the whorehouse part.

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Kindness threatens her.

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And her veterinarian even oppresses her with signs in their office

I deeply pity any pets owned by the Thomases. I assume whenever one of them has an accident, Clarence accuses them of committing a high tech lynching, while Ginni quietly rants at them for the rest of their lives that they owe her husband an apology.

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I've quoted my grandmother around these parts before, but when I read and hear about these two I can hear her voice, "Well there's somebody for everybody."

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Honeymooners? To the MOON, Ginni, to the MOON. Yes, Virginia, there is a Satan Clause.

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