WHAT A YEAR AMIRITE? Dear friends, family, fellow sidehuggers, and Jesus: OHHHHHHHH! WHAT A YEAR THE DUGGARS HAVE HAD! We have been walking strong in the Lord, but sometimes He just throws you a curveball you weren't expecting! For instance, did you know that the Duggar family has genitals? We did not know! I knew there was a big hole underneath my Christian lady jumper that shooted out babies, and that my husband Jim Bob put them there with his magic pants rocket, but we always thought of that as "worship" rather than "sex." What a surprise from Jesus!
PJ O'Rourke's writing took a terrible dive when he decided that every humor piece should take at least a moment to insult Jimmy Carter, but I still owe him some laffs, including a bunch for the memorable phrase, "…to get it on (in the biblical sense)…"
Of course, some debts can never be repaid, so fuck it.
Spurgeon? She actually--no, that's just silly. No loving parent would do that. *checks Google* God help us all. Oh Lawdy she did. It's the end times, people.
Now, why would you say for an "ungodly" reason? Don't you know they use that plane to get closer to Jesus in Heaven? After all, planes go up in the sky, and isn't that where Heaven is? Bwaaaahaaahaaaa, sorry, J/ k, couldn't help myself.
We had a rescue called Lizard who would do the same... all cuddles and love and purrs until some invisible limit was reached, and then she'd bloody us and stalk away. One theory was that that Lizard was some kind of Puritan who couldn't bear too much happiness, but I think she just didn't feel she could afford to get too comfortable and would get mad at herself when she felt herself succumbing to pleasure.
Lulz, thanks for that. I needed a good chuckle.
+1
Hist "girlfriend" dumped him after Joshgate 1.
PJ O'Rourke's writing took a terrible dive when he decided that every humor piece should take at least a moment to insult Jimmy Carter, but I still owe him some laffs, including a bunch for the memorable phrase, "…to get it on (in the biblical sense)…"
Of course, some debts can never be repaid, so fuck it.
Hard to decide which I like better, "Christian lady jumper" or "magic pants rocket."
Spurgeon? She actually--no, that's just silly. No loving parent would do that. *checks Google* God help us all. Oh Lawdy she did. It's the end times, people.
'Spurgeon'? So, is that like a sturgeon who becomes a surgeon?
I'm terrified to find out where the p comes from.
From his cloaca. Duh.
Gross. Duggars are gross. TLC is gross. Anyone who watches non-ironically is gross.
Happy New Year's!!! I'm in California tonight, so I've still got a ways to go before I hit midnight. I will start drinking very soon though.
Now, why would you say for an "ungodly" reason? Don't you know they use that plane to get closer to Jesus in Heaven? After all, planes go up in the sky, and isn't that where Heaven is? Bwaaaahaaahaaaa, sorry, J/ k, couldn't help myself.
Am I the only one that thinks little Choo Choo Israel looks quite a bit like Jim Boob? I've noticed it the last couple months.
I think it was a teaser, and the Duggar getting divorced are cousin Amy Duggar's parents.
We had a rescue called Lizard who would do the same... all cuddles and love and purrs until some invisible limit was reached, and then she'd bloody us and stalk away. One theory was that that Lizard was some kind of Puritan who couldn't bear too much happiness, but I think she just didn't feel she could afford to get too comfortable and would get mad at herself when she felt herself succumbing to pleasure.
Good gosh, WTF was that? Christers on meth? Just the ticket first thing New Years day.