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Chocolate button for me.

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Well? Were they?

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It's evening in Stockholm, so go for it.

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Hi! How are classes?

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Mine used to say "Catapult Trump Into Sun" but the text is all worn off now.

Whatever, it never worked right anyway.

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Untrumpschmerze?

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Everybody knows N Korea's nuclear program is just a cover for their plan to dominate the Olympic volleyball competition (once they get in).

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I need two: Vicoden and Xanax!

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That picture really rocks it

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or are you???!!!

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Thank goodness there aren't a lot of archdukes running around any more.

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Psst... Kim isn't just Il, he's Kim Jong Dead.

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Lol I hadn't had my coffee yet...

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Well, it's a parody account.

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