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Doug Langley's avatar

Chocolate button for me.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Well? Were they?

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Doug Langley's avatar

It's evening in Stockholm, so go for it.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Hi! How are classes?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Mine used to say "Catapult Trump Into Sun" but the text is all worn off now.

Whatever, it never worked right anyway.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Untrumpschmerze?

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Internet Hitler's avatar

Everybody knows N Korea's nuclear program is just a cover for their plan to dominate the Olympic volleyball competition (once they get in).

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

I need two: Vicoden and Xanax!

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

That picture really rocks it

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

or are you???!!!

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doktorzoom's avatar

Thank goodness there aren't a lot of archdukes running around any more.

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doktorzoom's avatar

Psst... Kim isn't just Il, he's Kim Jong Dead.

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Crank Tango's avatar

Lol I hadn't had my coffee yet...

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Well, it's a parody account.

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