Dearest Gawker Media, Won't You Please Leave Wonkette This Tiny Crust Of Bread?
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Hello, Gawker sirs, don't mind us, we're just a couple of country mice over here in the corner eating this tiny crust of bread. You remember us, Wonkette? We are the politics blog that sprang from your loins (gross) and which you then sold almost immediately because you couldn't figure out how to make money from politics. (Have you asked Newsmax for some pointers? I hear they got a real good list.) So this other guy, who was not us, bought it from you, and four years later he realized American politics was rotting his wanderer's soul, so he went out for a pack of cigarettes and never came back.
Dearest Gawker Media, Won't You Please Leave Wonkette This Tiny Crust Of Bread?
Dearest Gawker Media, Won't You Please Leave…
Dearest Gawker Media, Won't You Please Leave Wonkette This Tiny Crust Of Bread?
Hello, Gawker sirs, don't mind us, we're just a couple of country mice over here in the corner eating this tiny crust of bread. You remember us, Wonkette? We are the politics blog that sprang from your loins (gross) and which you then sold almost immediately because you couldn't figure out how to make money from politics. (Have you asked Newsmax for some pointers? I hear they got a real good list.) So this other guy, who was not us, bought it from you, and four years later he realized American politics was rotting his wanderer's soul, so he went out for a pack of cigarettes and never came back.