354 Comments
User's avatar
Frank Underboob's avatar

The single biggest thing that is fucking America is corporatocracy, with theocracy running a close second. Every single candidate* but Sanders is 100% owned by the corporations.

* And possibly Trump, but come on, right?

danteardenz's avatar

" I guess ," Gaaaaad has another pleeee ann in his life ".

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I think the single biggest thing fucking America is Republicans, who are planning ANOTHER tax cut on the very rich. Bill Clinton's presidency was a dream of 4% unemployment and budget surpluses. I'll be thrilled to go back to that type of economy. I like Bernie, too, but I don't think he'll get elected in a general election.

Frank Underboob's avatar

"I like Bernie, too, but I don't think he'll get elected in a general election."Thing is, people think that because the corporate-owned media & the HRC campaign keep on repeating it incessantly. And yet the polls all say that Sanders would be even more likely to beat any of the GOP candidates, & he came close to beating Clinton in the first Primary. Yes, Sanders is at least as electable as Clinton.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Huck-a-boo, fuck-a-you. Don't let the door hit your lard-load on the way out.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I don't listen to the media or HRC's campaign. That's my personal opinion, because Republicans are going to KILL him over his claim that he's a socialist. Obviously, I'll vote for him if he's the democratic candidate, but this is NOT the year I want to be taking any chances. I do NOT want a President Ted Cruz appointing Supreme Court justices.

barandsail's avatar

Huck may be terminating his campaign, but I think he should be forced to carry it to term.

DutchS's avatar

The Harold Stassen Syndrome. Harold Stassen was once the "Boy Wonder" governor of Minnesota, and tried to get the Presidential nomination NINE times, starting in 1944 and ending, I $*** you not, in 1992(!). He never came close after 1952, but couldn't give it up. Stassen was a good and competent man who made himself a national joke. Or consider Brett Favre in football. Some folks just can't quit. And Huckabee isn't fit to clean Stassen's or Favre's toilets.

Hobbes' Evil Twin's avatar

Does iCarly get the kidz' debate table all to herself?

Mavenmaven's avatar

yes. on late night public access TV

pussygrabber in chief's avatar

Still, if anyone were to have a grundle bed, it would be Huck.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

How much do you have to suck for evangelical Christians in IOWA to hate your guts?Bye, Felicia!

The Quirk's avatar

Upchuck, bad luck, Bye-Bye Huck!

The Quirk's avatar

No part of Fuckabee passes mustard.

The Quirk's avatar

I think it's the opposite of "disgruntled" when you're drunk.