BYE YOU DUGGAR-LOVIN' MOTHERFUCKER [contextly_sidebar id="j7Wk9Cx0f6824iaKTxkxhh812s48ciB4"]By now, you may have heard the saddest news ever to come out of the big dumbocrap whatchamahoozit known as the Iowa caucuses: Mike Huckabee will no longer be pretending to "run for president," and will instead have to go back to grifting on Fox News or whatever, if they'll even take him back. Except when we say "saddest," what we ACTUALLY mean is that Mike Huckabee is one of the few politicians we really, truly, from the depths of our snarky hearts, HATE, and we are so excited that today is a Very Bad Day for him.
The single biggest thing that is fucking America is corporatocracy, with theocracy running a close second. Every single candidate* but Sanders is 100% owned by the corporations.
I think the single biggest thing fucking America is Republicans, who are planning ANOTHER tax cut on the very rich. Bill Clinton's presidency was a dream of 4% unemployment and budget surpluses. I'll be thrilled to go back to that type of economy. I like Bernie, too, but I don't think he'll get elected in a general election.
"I like Bernie, too, but I don't think he'll get elected in a general election."Thing is, people think that because the corporate-owned media & the HRC campaign keep on repeating it incessantly. And yet the polls all say that Sanders would be even more likely to beat any of the GOP candidates, & he came close to beating Clinton in the first Primary. Yes, Sanders is at least as electable as Clinton.
I don't listen to the media or HRC's campaign. That's my personal opinion, because Republicans are going to KILL him over his claim that he's a socialist. Obviously, I'll vote for him if he's the democratic candidate, but this is NOT the year I want to be taking any chances. I do NOT want a President Ted Cruz appointing Supreme Court justices.
The Harold Stassen Syndrome. Harold Stassen was once the "Boy Wonder" governor of Minnesota, and tried to get the Presidential nomination NINE times, starting in 1944 and ending, I $*** you not, in 1992(!). He never came close after 1952, but couldn't give it up. Stassen was a good and competent man who made himself a national joke. Or consider Brett Favre in football. Some folks just can't quit. And Huckabee isn't fit to clean Stassen's or Favre's toilets.
The single biggest thing that is fucking America is corporatocracy, with theocracy running a close second. Every single candidate* but Sanders is 100% owned by the corporations.
* And possibly Trump, but come on, right?
" I guess ," Gaaaaad has another pleeee ann in his life ".
I think the single biggest thing fucking America is Republicans, who are planning ANOTHER tax cut on the very rich. Bill Clinton's presidency was a dream of 4% unemployment and budget surpluses. I'll be thrilled to go back to that type of economy. I like Bernie, too, but I don't think he'll get elected in a general election.
"I like Bernie, too, but I don't think he'll get elected in a general election."Thing is, people think that because the corporate-owned media & the HRC campaign keep on repeating it incessantly. And yet the polls all say that Sanders would be even more likely to beat any of the GOP candidates, & he came close to beating Clinton in the first Primary. Yes, Sanders is at least as electable as Clinton.
Huck-a-boo, fuck-a-you. Don't let the door hit your lard-load on the way out.
I don't listen to the media or HRC's campaign. That's my personal opinion, because Republicans are going to KILL him over his claim that he's a socialist. Obviously, I'll vote for him if he's the democratic candidate, but this is NOT the year I want to be taking any chances. I do NOT want a President Ted Cruz appointing Supreme Court justices.
Huck may be terminating his campaign, but I think he should be forced to carry it to term.
The Harold Stassen Syndrome. Harold Stassen was once the "Boy Wonder" governor of Minnesota, and tried to get the Presidential nomination NINE times, starting in 1944 and ending, I $*** you not, in 1992(!). He never came close after 1952, but couldn't give it up. Stassen was a good and competent man who made himself a national joke. Or consider Brett Favre in football. Some folks just can't quit. And Huckabee isn't fit to clean Stassen's or Favre's toilets.
Buh bye Fuck! um Huck!
Does iCarly get the kidz' debate table all to herself?
yes. on late night public access TV
Still, if anyone were to have a grundle bed, it would be Huck.
How much do you have to suck for evangelical Christians in IOWA to hate your guts?Bye, Felicia!
Upchuck, bad luck, Bye-Bye Huck!
No part of Fuckabee passes mustard.
I think it's the opposite of "disgruntled" when you're drunk.