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Lefty Mark's avatar

It goes the other way, too. A friend tells me that that he never fails to ask each new, uh, "physical therapist" that he sees if she engages in butt sex.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

At least, that's what we tell our buddies.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The first prostate exam I ever got was performed by a lady physician.

Ah, memories... You never forget your first.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

My podiatrist always asks me about my sex life. All this time I thought it was because I have rather large feet.

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Shypixel's avatar

Oh, well in that case...

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

That's just too filthy! How dare you! I'm out of here!

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Mahousu's avatar

It's only wrong if you're doing it right.

Which I'm pretty sure they aren't.

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Fartknocker's avatar

You sir have the skills to dissect a person's name and craft it into a wonderful phrase involving sex, bovines, and a mountain sport. I am in awe.

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PsycWench's avatar

So your doctor has two sets of data that can fall into the terrorists' hands now.

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Shypixel's avatar

She is really just pissed off that everybody will soon discover all the nasty buttsex and sodomy that all these family-values conservative christians have been having with anything that moves.

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chascates's avatar

And how did you lose your uterus on the subway?

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Shypixel's avatar

Some of us can hold our breath for a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllly long time...

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>You can take my blood pressure, but you’ll never take my FREEEEEDOOMMMMMM!!!</blockquote>

Bravo, Dok! Bravo!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

A lie can make it half way around the world while the truth is still putting on its pants (presumably after butt sex).

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PubOption's avatar

If they started using the name 'Affordable Care Act', their constituents might not be as set against it.

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