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So does Congress, the other popular place to put people with personality disorders.

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When did Mike Huckabee start writing letters?

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Please stop trying to offer a solution to a legitimate national problem/embarrassment.

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When I want someone to change their ways - I find that killing them with kindness is more effective than killing them with death.

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You could kill them softly with his song.

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Good point, and in fact, it's what I assumed as well -- this sound like someone from in/near the community who's got a real problem with women profaning the church.

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So, what is law enforcement doing about this guy? The cops must have been notified.

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Checking their "nut files" to see if there are similar letters maybe even a name to go with them. Hitting the Internet is step one these days. Apparently Wonkette came up dry. Until the cops get a real name and location it is watch and wait. A lot of these whack jobs can barely tie their shoes and it never goes beyond the letter writing stage. Pastor Bartley and the others are in the phone book so finding them is easy. The Apostle Flem may not even have a phone.

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Kinky Jimmy was anything but closeted, he appointed boyfriend #1 to high office. I think it was Jimmy 2 that was the misogynist. Love hanging witches.

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Which is even more amazing given the average sh##heel's total lack of imagination.

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It has been through more rewritten, updated editions than I've been through underwear in my lifetime.

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There is no room in the jail for another wacko. All the lockers are in use.

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Jesus yes. JHVH not so much. Hard to believe they're supposed to be related.

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The magic of Velcro. I have been laughing my ass off for years and highly recommend it.

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And Pontius The Pilot of the Flight to Egypt.

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Sorry Jay. These things happen in rewrite.

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