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JAWs's avatar

Don't worry. Our "indistiguishable mayo-american" quota will still be fulfilled because guess what....https://www.cnn.com/2019/07...

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JAWs's avatar

Er....you haven't been around black twitter much have you?

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JAWs's avatar

No one voluntarily surrenders power. Kamala Harris meanwhile wrested the torch from Biden and set him on fire with it. That's the American way.

Kamala (and Stephen apparently) listened to Jock Ewing like they should have.

https://youtu.be/dGdfPtW56fo

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Wasn't this the plot for a Tom Cruise movie?

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Sfumato1115's avatar

OK. I couldn't get through all the comments, so if somebody already asked, sorry. Anyway, what happens to any campaign money a drop-outer has collected?

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ken_kukec's avatar

The #1 seed, she's not.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

'I'm announcing today that I am sauntering casually for President.'

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guzzimike's avatar

I have a book of pictures I have taken of weird and usually poorly done constructions I have encountered along the road. The sign at Mallard (We're Friendly Ducks) is still one of my favorites. It's right up there with Earl Bunyan (the Cowboy of the Plains) in New Town, North Dakota.

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Leftflank's avatar

A white guy dropped out and the Democrats still looked like a revival of AWB or Average White Band.

Oh well, all's well that Swalwells.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

I forget is he Tim Ryan or Tim Ryan?

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SkinlessGenderlessMan's avatar

Looooove Iggy Pop & Debby Harry's version of this song!!!

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

"you mean I'm gonna stay this color?"

Bursts into tearsLMAO

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

The judges will also accept "moseying"

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Thinning the herd

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I'm not running but my nose is.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I think he made a big mistake in not mentioning the world's largest popcorn ball from the get-go. When you have a grabber issue like that, you lead with it.

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