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Lefty Mark's avatar

"And, uh, don't take this the wrong way, but if I was in your situation I'd keep an eye out for falling anvils."

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Well, it hasn't exploded...yet.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"the state park still has plenty of rocks left."

Is that taking into account the contents of their skulls?

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jqheywood's avatar

Damn. That is beautiful. I've always said that Utah was wasted on most of its inhabitants...

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jqheywood's avatar

Next on Cinemax...

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Professional fuckstick Wayne LaPierre will somehow sleep well tonight. His brain should be donated to science - soon - so we can study it.

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malsperanza's avatar

Personally, I wouldn't let these neanderthals anywhere near small children.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Clearly left there when Noah's flood washed away the dirt that was under it. Wait . . . that was solid rock that washed away? In 40 days? Proof positive that it was a heck of a flood!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

In my case so far it's been two relatively intelligent friends. One of them removed, probably after someone pointed out its scamminess (before I could get to); the other hasn't removed it yet, even though I DID link to proof it's a scam. Go figure.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

“You don’t have my authority to put this on the news.”

Says the imbecile who put the video <i>on the fucking internet.</i> The farce is strong with this one.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

To be a bit technical, the problem is it wasn't his rock.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm pretty sure it was a pre-existing condition. Given that Junior has the same defect, I'd say it's congenital.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

FYI - You're about 8 minutes late (not to mention it's in the headline); and it wasn't his rock.

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Taylor’s attorney, Mark Stubbs, is considering the other side's most recent offer of $11.99, and his $4 cut thereof, as the best deal he's likely to get.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I fully realize there have been some serious issues with the BSA. However, I don't think it's fair to always identify this jerk as a "Boy Scout leader." It reminds me of the right wing nutz claiming crazed mass murderers are registered Democrats. Not every fact adds to comprehension of the situation.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

He'd probably try to start a fire with it.

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