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Lefty Mark's avatar

"And, uh, don't take this the wrong way, but if I was in your situation I'd keep an eye out for falling anvils."

Lefty Mark's avatar

Well, it hasn't exploded...yet.

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"the state park still has plenty of rocks left."

Is that taking into account the contents of their skulls?

jqheywood's avatar

Damn. That is beautiful. I've always said that Utah was wasted on most of its inhabitants...

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Professional fuckstick Wayne LaPierre will somehow sleep well tonight. His brain should be donated to science - soon - so we can study it.

malsperanza's avatar

Personally, I wouldn't let these neanderthals anywhere near small children.

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Clearly left there when Noah's flood washed away the dirt that was under it. Wait . . . that was solid rock that washed away? In 40 days? Proof positive that it was a heck of a flood!

Vienna Woods's avatar

In my case so far it's been two relatively intelligent friends. One of them removed, probably after someone pointed out its scamminess (before I could get to); the other hasn't removed it yet, even though I DID link to proof it's a scam. Go figure.

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“You don’t have my authority to put this on the news.”

Says the imbecile who put the video <i>on the fucking internet.</i> The farce is strong with this one.

TundraGrifter's avatar

To be a bit technical, the problem is it wasn't his rock.

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I'm pretty sure it was a pre-existing condition. Given that Junior has the same defect, I'd say it's congenital.

TundraGrifter's avatar

FYI - You're about 8 minutes late (not to mention it's in the headline); and it wasn't his rock.

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Taylor’s attorney, Mark Stubbs, is considering the other side's most recent offer of $11.99, and his $4 cut thereof, as the best deal he's likely to get.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I fully realize there have been some serious issues with the BSA. However, I don't think it's fair to always identify this jerk as a "Boy Scout leader." It reminds me of the right wing nutz claiming crazed mass murderers are registered Democrats. Not every fact adds to comprehension of the situation.

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He'd probably try to start a fire with it.