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The official GOP excuse, if they succeed in blowing up the economy: "It's Obama's fault, for not surrendering."

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That's why the GOP's teabagging dickwads are being so intractable: they have no Plan B.

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well i for one am going to boycott our debt crises and turn my attention to europe's various summer meltdowns for the following reasons:

1. the murdochs are suitable stand-ins for eric cantor in the asshole category. and they are in a delicious bind. 2. silvio berlusconi says we cooler things than, well, almost anybody.

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Obviously, there was a Democratic Congress from 2001-2006. Explains everything.

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That's a much better reason to be nice to secretaries but it doesn't resonate with a lot of people for some reason, so I usually go with that "or-else" reason.

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twitter pics or gfto

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i have been thinking this exact same thing.

and in general: baggers you belong to a representative government and yours is not the only representative.

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as summer kerfuffle's go, i think i liked death panels better.

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Nice little government you have here, Mr. Obamer. Be a shame if something happened to it.

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nah. that job will be lost.

at least for me.

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boehner probably got so sick of trying to deal with him that he threw him at obama. SEE?!?!?! SEE WHAT I FUCKING HAVE TO DEAL WITH?!?!?!

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well for sure, rahm would have won the naked locker room showdown.

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well that is well put.

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I think I could do some damage wielding a maglite.

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