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The official GOP excuse, if they succeed in blowing up the economy: "It's Obama's fault, for not surrendering."

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That's why the GOP's teabagging dickwads are being so intractable: they have no Plan B.

fuflans's avatar

well i for one am going to boycott our debt crises and turn my attention to europe's various summer meltdowns for the following reasons:

1. the murdochs are suitable stand-ins for eric cantor in the asshole category. and they are in a delicious bind. 2. silvio berlusconi says we cooler things than, well, almost anybody.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Obviously, there was a Democratic Congress from 2001-2006. Explains everything.

PsycWench's avatar

That's a much better reason to be nice to secretaries but it doesn't resonate with a lot of people for some reason, so I usually go with that "or-else" reason.

fuflans's avatar

i have been thinking this exact same thing.

and in general: baggers you belong to a representative government and yours is not the only representative.

fuflans's avatar

as summer kerfuffle's go, i think i liked death panels better.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Nice little government you have here, Mr. Obamer. Be a shame if something happened to it.

fuflans's avatar

nah. that job will be lost.

at least for me.

fuflans's avatar

boehner probably got so sick of trying to deal with him that he threw him at obama. SEE?!?!?! SEE WHAT I FUCKING HAVE TO DEAL WITH?!?!?!

fuflans's avatar

well for sure, rahm would have won the naked locker room showdown.

fuflans's avatar

well that is well put.

MissusBarry's avatar

I think I could do some damage wielding a maglite.