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The official GOP excuse, if they succeed in blowing up the economy: "It's Obama's fault, for not surrendering."

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That's why the GOP's teabagging dickwads are being so intractable: they have no Plan B.

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fuflans's avatar

well i for one am going to boycott our debt crises and turn my attention to europe's various summer meltdowns for the following reasons:

1. the murdochs are suitable stand-ins for eric cantor in the asshole category. and they are in a delicious bind. 2. silvio berlusconi says we cooler things than, well, almost anybody.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Obviously, there was a Democratic Congress from 2001-2006. Explains everything.

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PsycWench's avatar

That's a much better reason to be nice to secretaries but it doesn't resonate with a lot of people for some reason, so I usually go with that "or-else" reason.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

twitter pics or gfto

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fuflans's avatar

i have been thinking this exact same thing.

and in general: baggers you belong to a representative government and yours is not the only representative.

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fuflans's avatar

as summer kerfuffle's go, i think i liked death panels better.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Nice little government you have here, Mr. Obamer. Be a shame if something happened to it.

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fuflans's avatar

nah. that job will be lost.

at least for me.

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fuflans's avatar

boehner probably got so sick of trying to deal with him that he threw him at obama. SEE?!?!?! SEE WHAT I FUCKING HAVE TO DEAL WITH?!?!?!

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fuflans's avatar

well for sure, rahm would have won the naked locker room showdown.

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fuflans's avatar

well that is well put.

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MissusBarry's avatar

I think I could do some damage wielding a maglite.

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