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The xtians would hang you from...ummm....break you on the wheel?

/too soon

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Kirby Delauter? I forgot about Kirby Delauter. Kirby Delauter is totally their legal consultant.

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It gets better. Have you seen this? https://madmimi.com/p/3bf5e...

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Oh, she did try the "sorry people were offended, but she used "offeded", then said nitpicking about "grammer" was childish. Umm, I have an English degree, it's what we do.

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This is a company that has actually been sued under Seasalt Paperie. She and her mother stole tools from another Photographer. Google it.

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Damn, that's really hard to say fast.

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I'm going to assume their legal department consists of some programmer who has a Boston Legal box set.

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"Russian Pogram," "Gas Chamber," and "Rwandan Genocide," actually.

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That ad does make one wonder (at least this one does) what "actions" are offered in the "Hanging Tree" "Action Collection"?

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I gather that English is not their first language.

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Their English is . . . bizarre. Non-native speakers?

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There's no such thing as bad publicity?

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Reminds me of the old Jerky Boys Saul Rosenberg bit "I'll sue, I'll sue everyone".

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I like you last line, nice 1984 newspeak reference.

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Are they taking their corporate policies direction from the "Church" (spit) of Scientology's handbook? Those idiots sue at the drop of a hat too, only it's not going in their direction anymore now that their numbers are down.

Seasalt and company: FAIL!!

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Now I can't even find their Facebook page. Last I saw, they had a (probably fake) account using a picture of a missing black woman publicly apologizing for her "people" spreading "hate." Someone pointed out that the profile picture was of a missing person and now the whole page is gone. Bizarre.

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