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Cute like a stomach pump.

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It's also telling that her "qualifications" are just her relationships to other people, aside from being an accountant (which isn't a qualification, as you say). There's a lot of children of immigrants, parents of young adults, and spouses of combat veterans out there in America. Should they all run for President too? Sounds like they're just as qualified as Haley.

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"I see what he's dealing with "woke education." "

Disqualified.

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She's gonna need SOMETHING to make herself visible to the base. Perhaps she could declare that America would build a wall and make India pay for it.

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You have now earned a job on a DeSantis University board committee!

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We'll know she's hit peak GOP when she starts insulting people from India.

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Well, if we fixed those things - and funny thing, we ARE fixing them - then they'd have to scramble to find OTHER things to complain about, and that's WORK.

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It looks like she's in the process of rebooting.

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They complain about Democrats being weak, but it took the "strongest" of them -- and that was Ted Cruz, FFS! 🤮 -- someone who actually spoke somewhat against him at the 2016 Republican National Convention, just a few months to completely surrender to TFG.

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Growing up in Houston in the '80s and '90s, I remember learning about the Trail of Tears and the fact that we fucked over Native Americans at practically every turn, and about the Japanese Internment during WW2. But I didn't learn about the "boarding schools" or the Tulsa Massacre.

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Nikki cannot state what it is that makes her uniquely qualified because she's totally unqualified. Her stint as TFG's UN Toady is proof positive of that.

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"Bream began the interview, much like administering the Voight-Kampff Test for replicants"

Killing it, Michael.....

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it's cute that she thinks she has a candidacy.

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Fuck CruzTed too.

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Congress can't pass a bill to limit senators to two terms, only a constitutional amendment can do that.Just Ted Cruz proving again he's a moron!

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At almost every point she makes about her "qualifications", the reply could be made--"So what?" Her daughter can rent for a few years and save for a house. Her son can go to Bob Jones U if he's getting an education that's too woke. Her parents don't give two shits about the border. And--No offense to accountants--part of the reason a lot of sectors of the economy are hollow, soulless prison camps is because accountants got into being in charge instead of people who had actual knowledge and experience in the field. Being the President is not about making the balance sheet better or that the books are in order.

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