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Definitive Sarah Palin Pregnancy Timeline From Publication Of Record
Well here you have it, the final word on Sarah Palin's pregnancy and birthing from renowned obstetrics journal theNew York Times. The biggest shocker: Trig Paxon Van Palin reallywasgiven that name because it sounded like "Van Halen." THAT IS NOT EVEN A JOKE, THAT IS AN ACTUAL FACT IN THIS JOURNALISTIC ARTICLE. How can America trust Sarah Palin to be a heartbeat away from the presidency when she names her youngest child after an 80s hard rock band?
There are still many weirdnesses and head-scratchers to this story, such as the part where she "disguised" her pregnancy with uh COLORFUL SCARVES. Plus the alarming million-year trek back to Alaska from Texas and and and. Whatever, just look at the comments to the story, for larfs.
Fusing Politics and Motherhood in New Way [New York Times]