Still waiting for some good ideas Remember that time the Republican Party said it was going to re-re-rebrand itself as the Party of IdeasTM , and we all rolled our eyes and laughed and rolled our eyes some more? Yeah, well, that's going as well as we all knew it would: failtastically. A recent poll showed
Oh, yes! The spokesman for abstinence-only sex education, Bristol Palin, is a shining example that all should strive to follow! Why, she's got a job, a supportive family, and plenty of money socked away in the bank for her two darling children, born out of wedlock!
Please note that not everyone can expect to have a job and a lot of savings as a result of abstinence-only sex education. The children, on the other hand, are very nearly a sure thing (well, at least the pregnancies are, and we wouldn't want nobody doin' no abortin', even if it's all done biblically with a priest an' ever'thang).
Oh I don't know about Wonkette's whole Bill of Rights argument here. It's far from clear to me that contemporary Goppers actually acknowledge the whole US Constitution thing. Their idea of an operative constitution for the country seems to begin and end with the Articles of Confederation of 1777, or maybe a certain 7 article (and no Bill of Rights) constitution adopted on March 11, 1861 in Richmond, VA.
You expect this sort of fuckery from right-wing loons frothing on wingnut websites -- what's horrific is that we're looking another government shutdown over this idiocy.
do ya think they will get the hint that we reely like the planned parenthood? me neither.
Oh, yes! The spokesman for abstinence-only sex education, Bristol Palin, is a shining example that all should strive to follow! Why, she's got a job, a supportive family, and plenty of money socked away in the bank for her two darling children, born out of wedlock!
Please note that not everyone can expect to have a job and a lot of savings as a result of abstinence-only sex education. The children, on the other hand, are very nearly a sure thing (well, at least the pregnancies are, and we wouldn't want nobody doin' no abortin', even if it's all done biblically with a priest an' ever'thang).
This always happens in the fall, you know.
I'm wondering about next year. You'd think they'd know better, but ....
We haven't hit the proper level of excellence yet.
'no way jose'
hell yus, jesus!
I feel votey. With a sledgehammer.
GOP stupidest idea since ......what day is this?
Oh I don't know about Wonkette's whole Bill of Rights argument here. It's far from clear to me that contemporary Goppers actually acknowledge the whole US Constitution thing. Their idea of an operative constitution for the country seems to begin and end with the Articles of Confederation of 1777, or maybe a certain 7 article (and no Bill of Rights) constitution adopted on March 11, 1861 in Richmond, VA.
Ask Rep. Foxx (a/k/a Bitchface) why GOD performs so many abortions. 37-50% of first-term pregnancies end in miscarriage.
So fucking refreshing!
Replacing hosts with bagels? That might boost attendance.
You expect this sort of fuckery from right-wing loons frothing on wingnut websites -- what's horrific is that we're looking another government shutdown over this idiocy.
So long as you get the Second Amendment in, they're good to go.
BAN THE AUTOMOBILE!
Defund highways!
Use an aspirin in between your legs like the good ol days you hussies!