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Blamethrower:  The Weirdening's avatar

My solar gets installed in less than a month!

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Buz 13's avatar

https://youtu.be/1014PFSIq-U?si=44JtqO-ybWiLwZH8

This video is a must watch! 🤣🤣🤣 Send it to all your religious, Trump loving friends! Maybe we can make it go viral!

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Worriedman's avatar

I skipped the drum circle. I did however approach all my fellow creatures with love and generosity. Even the assholes.

That all was pretty hip.

I smoked a bunch of weed too.

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Mojopo's avatar

I’m so very interested in this. Excellent info!

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

It's another night of just the dog and I.

A very chill evening with a Manhattan, generous supplies of indica and Jack Johnson playing.

Zero. Bothers.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

The movie is over if you'd like to join us there for OT.

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paul's avatar

Skepti wanted me to buy bananas. But she doesn't eat them. I can take them or leave them but don't like them enough to buy.

So I bought an under ripe bunch since they ripen fairly quickly. I decided to get some fresh peanut butter to spread on them- the Winco stuff that you grind yourself. It's just plain dry roasted peanuts and nothing else. Adams can KMA!

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Emil Muz's avatar

She wanted you to buy bananas...for you?

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paul's avatar

IKR?

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

There are little bananas. One kind is yellow but every once in a while they have the red ones that taste like berries. My Filipino friends say we in North America are missing out on bananas because we only get the one kind. One friend took me a picture of the market. There’s a lot of bananas!

My Indian coworker says the same about mangos. He came from a farm with like 5 different kinds of mangos in the yard. They feel very sorry for our pathetic selection.

But the Filipino friend likes durian so I need proof, man. Tastebuds are suspect!

(Shudders in onion tasting fruit.)

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paul's avatar

I had the mini bananas in Guatemala back in 2015 before they really caught on where I live. When I got back, we didn't have them.

They were like regular bananas but the favor was stronger. Difficult to describe.

I have bought some occasionally since they became available and I notice they ripen quickly enough that it might be better to get regulars. I imagine the minis would make some great bread, too.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

See the little ones are as much banana as I can handle. By the end of a regular one I’m regretting my life choices. The red ones were boss though.

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paul's avatar

It's also economical. Do I want one big nanner to rot ore 6 minis to rot?

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Queen Méabh's avatar

I haven't cared for bananas since I was 16 and traveling around Europe with my mother, and I got food poisoning in Rome. My mother, the nurse, insisted that I had to eat a lot of bananas over the next few days while I kept throwing up multiple times a day. Since then they haven't appealed to me.

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Pope Scipio Haverhillicus's avatar

Eating stuff when you are sick is a good way to get an aversion to it.

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RC's avatar

Banana Bread!

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paul's avatar

Corn bread has priority for any kind of unpackaged bread.

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RC's avatar

Do you add cheese or Jalapenos?

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

"Terry Schilling, the leader of the social-conservative group American Principles Project, gushed over Stefanik as well. “I 100 percent trust Elise Stefanik and will go to the ends of the earth to support her,” said the prominent activist who has played a leading role in pushing state legislatures to ban gender-affirming care for minors.

For Schilling, despite whatever Stefanik had done in the pre-Trump era, “she has really stepped into her role as a conservative leader for this country, and I think she has a bright future in the Republican Party.”"

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/cpac-2024-elise-stefanik-is-now-a-maga-star.html

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

The what party? I think you mean the Trump party.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

...or the Putin party.

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Stulexington's avatar

Trump goes on a jealous tantrum in 3 ... 2 ...

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Trump didn't even put Stefanik on his short list, which was embarrassing, so now she has to dance around like a little monkey.

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Stulexington's avatar

And none of it will get her on the short list.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Trump's far more interested in a woman's looks, than her competency in advancing his evil agenda, which is why he ends up with lawyer Alina Habba, instead of someone competent. Poor Elise has been losing weight, but she's still not hot enough for Trump. She should get breast implants, lip filler, and cheek reduction, and THEN she might have a chance.

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Nemo's avatar

Botox too. And she needs a full time make-up artist and fashion consultant. Are those regular congressional staff positions? Just asking

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Dirty-Work's avatar

--Supreme Court Rejects MTG’s Claim That Her Rights Were Violated When She Was Fined for Not Wearing a Mask

A $100 large is her house fine.

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RC's avatar

Just before Pelosi gave up the speakership, she should have had a big ass party and thanked MTG for paying for it.

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paul's avatar

I would add a few zeroes..........

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Lil Snot's avatar

Please tell me she can't pay it with campaign $.

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paul's avatar

I think she already paid but can't recoup.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

It was deducted from her pay.

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BlueSpot's avatar

I don't think that the GOP turn out in SC reached 50% today. Seems closer to 40% and Trump only won by 20% above Nikki. Each primary shows Trump getting weaker, less voters are turning out for the GOP.

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MsEdgyNation's avatar

Maybe they've realized that the leopards may very well eat THEIR faces.

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Zap's avatar

How anyone can vote for a twice impeached convicted rapist and fraudster and aspiring dictator is beyond my pay grade.

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RC's avatar

Let's hope that they are getting tired of his nonsense.

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Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

Almost all of these craven fuckwads will come home and vote for him in Novemnber.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Yeah I think she is basically hanging in hoping he’ll go to jail, which, samesies!

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Nemo's avatar

Or to Hell. I want to see the videos of some She Demon pegging him.

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BlueSpot's avatar

I think that there's going to be a greater push by Trump to end the primaries now instead of watching Nikki get closer to his numbers. She might even carry one or two states on Super Tuesday. Ending primaries now and declaring Trump the nominee at this point would show just how weak his is politically at this point.

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Thixotropickle's avatar

He needs 1000+ delegates which will come soon enough since he's 10% there already. Despite his sycophantic/syphilitic hold on the Repubes I don't think even the PAB can dispense with that part of the process.

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BlueSpot's avatar

They are already trying to end the Republican primaries and call Trump the nominee. There will be a bigger push now that Trump is stacking the deck over at the RNC.

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Stulexington's avatar

It would certainly be true to form "I'm ahead so stop counting the votes."

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RC's avatar

So many of them from here on are winner take all.

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RC's avatar

I wish that weren't true.

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EyeQueue's avatar

OK, I just had Lillet for the first time (a Lillet spritz) and it's *delicious*.

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Lil Snot's avatar

What does it taste like?

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EyeQueue's avatar

It's like a pretty sweet wine with some floral notes to it. It has a kind of bitter, quinine-y aftertaste, though after I added a splash of prosecco to it (in addition to the club soda) that mellowed out. It's really good!

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Stulexington's avatar

I didn't watch this from a year ago and I'm glad I watched it now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK28i9WQK28

"you created and quantified a spectrum for your gender to somehow show that gender is binary."

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RC's avatar

I bought the audio book of The Three Body Problem tonight. I have a feeling I may not be smart enough to follow it. :)

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Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

By far the weirdest part is the description of life in China.

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Darth Trad's avatar

Does this involve the crawlspace under your house?

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RC's avatar

No, I think that was an episode of the X-Files

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BlueSpot's avatar

I thought that episode was "Home".

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RC's avatar

It was. OMG that was awful. We watched it every week back then. I was thinking more of Squeeze and Tooms.

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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

I guess it's all about threesomes then. That can certainly be awkward, that's true.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Foursomes are more difficult.

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Lil Snot's avatar

At least there's an even number of orifices. Orifixi? Orifixum?

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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

You're entering into orgyland there. Shag carpeting and a sunken living room.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Orgies are orgies. Foursomes try to bridge threesomes to clusterfucks. It's hard!

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BlueSpot's avatar

It's all daisy-chains and laughs.

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Lil Snot's avatar

Until someone puts your eye out...

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Three Body Problem does not have a closed analytical solution. That means it's really kinky.

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Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

You can work it out with a pencil

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

You make it sound like a splinter.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

As the engineer says, “I can get close enough to make it work.”

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

There's a special case solution.

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

There's always the rosette.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I ... understood that.

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Here's your merit badge.

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BlueSpot's avatar

It gets extra kinky when Moms For Liberty are involved.

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Then it becomes a stooopitt body problem.

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RC's avatar

From the trailers coming out, it looks wild, I really want to read the books before the series starts.

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Physics joke. Sue me.

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Cleora's avatar

Sara, you really don't need an excuse to throw Springsteen into my day! I also appreciate you throwing 2 of the stars of "Dinosaurs" into my day! That show made early 90s TV more fun and my family was always tossing its catchphrases at each other. My favorite was the baby dinosaur screaming at his Dad, "Not the Mama, not the Mama!" Good times! 😁

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RC's avatar

Of the republicans registered in SC, what percentage showed up?

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Granny's Delusions of Grandeur's avatar

The election commission doesn't have those statistics on the site yet, but here is where to find it when it's available. https://scvotes.gov/elections-statistics/voter-participation/

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Spotts1701's avatar

My rough back of the envelope math says about half (there are around 1.5 million registered Republicans in the state, and just under 750,000 votes are expected to be counted).

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BlueSpot's avatar

I like that. Half the Republicans staying home and Trump is still underperforming.

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RC's avatar

Yeah but did they stay home because they don't like him or because they knew he was going to win anyway?

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Paulomatic's avatar

Historically I think Republicans tend to turn out for winners and stay home for perceived losers.

Democrats cheerfully turn out for everyone. I voted for McGovern!

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BlueSpot's avatar

That is the question. Though supporting a winning candidate tends to get their voters out more. That didn't happen today.

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