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I think we're going about this all wrong. Isn't there some way to give the teabaggers all the fried food, candy, soda, ice cream, and cigarettes they can possibly consume, free them from speed limit, seatbelt and motorcycle helmet laws, give them horrible, unaffordable health care, and, you know ... just wait them out?

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Bloomberg is on the wrong track, and I think we're going about this all wrong. Isn't there some way to give the teabaggers all the fried butter sticks, candy, soda, ice cream, and cigarettes they can possibly consume, free them from speed limit, seatbelt and motorcycle helmet laws, give them horrible, unaffordable health care, and, you know ... just wait them out?

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I wonder if White Castle will make my slider antibiotic free.

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Malthusian cheeseburger

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I eat meat, but I would prefer that the animal be treated humanely before slaughter. The pigs in the NPR picture look not only happy and adorable...but also delicious. As long as the picture fits my assumption, I could nom them with a clear conscience.

Oh, and yes. I have participated in a slaughter of a pig when I was a teen. I thought I would be horrified, but the process was fascinating...and the pig was delicious.

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Chipotle is also trying to source their vegetables from local farms so good on them. Niman Ranch meat is actually contracted out to people all over the place who follow Niman's guidelines. So if you see it for sale it's probably from around your area. For more information on local pastured raised products check out: <a href="http://www.eatwild.com/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.eatwild.com/">http://www.eatwild.com/</a>

JOEL SALATIN FOR PRESIDENT!!!

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